Brett Gelman Quotes
A lot of times, comedic actors are discriminated against. People just assume they can't do something other than what they do, rather than thinking, 'Oh, wait - doing what they do normally is really hard.

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I wouldn't wear tiny amounts of clothing in my real life so I don't think it's necessary to wear that stuff in photo-shoots.
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You've got to really be able to accept the rejection.
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It's in literature that true life can be found. It's under the mask of fiction that you can tell the truth.
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We're here for a little, little bit of time, and I just wanna make the most out of it.
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Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange.
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If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
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If I buy a game on Steam and I'm running it on Windows, I can go to one of the Steam machines and already have the game. So you benefit as a developer; you benefit as a consumer in having the PC experience extended in the living room.
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No Hindu community, however low, will touch cow's flesh. On the other hand, there is no community which is really an Untouchable community which has not something to do with the dead cow. Some eat her flesh, some remove the skin, some manufacture articles out of her skin and bones.
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I think women love very hard. We love men. We just love with everything we have. And sometimes, I don't know that that love is met with the type of dignity that we wish it would be met with.
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I auditioned for 'Avatar' in Australia. It was a 'blind' audition. I didn't know what the movie was about and whom it was for.
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I've got great people who handle my schedule, and everything does revolve around the children. If there's a parents' night or an Easter bonnet parade or a Nativity play, whatever it might be, then I plan everything around that.
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If you want to live a long life, focus on making contributions.
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When you catch other people with a sound like yours, that's when you know you did something.
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It wasn't easy getting 'GoodFellas' started.
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Good-looking people turn me off. Myself included.
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When I was in second grade, my mother moved from Miami to this evangelical conservative environment in western North Carolina, two miles down the road from Billy Graham and his wife, Ruth.
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The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is.
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Mother was actually a great doer and organizer. All the special occasions were directed by mother.
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You know, I'm really not interested in someone telling me that something's good or bad.
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I grew up in a house that had a whole lot of trouble. As much trouble as you could imagine.
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There were no dissidents then in the USSR because they were all killed.
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Empowering women in the workforce is a key to growing the economy and having a thriving middle class.
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I'd been going to the Louvre since 1951. I thought I knew Paris and the French, but I didn't really. You know how easy it is to make friends when you are traveling. People are curious about you, you are curious about them. But you never really make friends that way. After the Louvre, I discovered that I have friends now because I have enemies.
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A lot of times, comedic actors are discriminated against. People just assume they can't do something other than what they do, rather than thinking, 'Oh, wait - doing what they do normally is really hard.