Brian Henson Quotes
There was a producer from the Aspen Comedy Festival who happened to be there, as a friend of a friend, and she said, "I'd like to book you into the Aspen Comedy Festival," and we said, "Well, there isn't really a show to book in, this is just a little showcase and it's really our workshop." And she said, "No, it's great, I love it, just do exactly what you did."
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I never really wanted to be an actor. And that was the beginning of it, I began to write things down and eventually became a writer on a television show.
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'Muslim' is not a political party. 'Muslim' is not a single culture. Muslims go to war with each other. There are more Muslims in India, Russia and China than in most Muslim-majority nations. 'Muslim' is not a homogenous entity.
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A house divided against itself cannot stand.
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While actors are great and awesome, writers literally create new worlds from scratch. What is sexier than that? Personally, I don't know why every last person out there isn't dating a writer.
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
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'Esquire Magazine' just gave me 'Father of the Year'. I'll put it right up there with my gold medal. I survived; that's why they gave it to me.
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I had reasoned this out in my mind, there was one of two things I had a right to, liberty or death; if I could not have one, I would have the other.
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I am a huge bull on this country. We will not have a double-dip recession at all. I see our businesses coming back almost across the board.
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Since the eighteenth century the immense expansion of the worlds wealth has come about as a result of a correspondingly immense expansion of credit, which in turn has demanded increasingly stupendous suspensions of disbelief.
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We need not seek our own best selves, and in the meantime we inoculate ourselves against the viruses of age and idealism, which, as the advertising agencies well know, depress sales and sour the feasts of consumption.
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Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success.
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The dead of midnight is the noon of thought.
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Even in the limo, I buckle my seatbelt. I got that seatbelt on before the car moves.
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As a black artist in America, you know, it is so segregated as far as the radio goes and how they position music on the radio.
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People are afraid of everything.
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It is nothing won to admit men with an open door, and to receive them with a shut and reserved countenance.
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I will kick my best friend out of the way if RuPaul wants to stand next to me as my best man.
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Be a helpful friend, and you will become a green tree with always new fruit, always deeper journeys into love.
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I like to look like a tomboy during the day and then a pin-up girl at night.
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There was a producer from the Aspen Comedy Festival who happened to be there, as a friend of a friend, and she said, "I'd like to book you into the Aspen Comedy Festival," and we said, "Well, there isn't really a show to book in, this is just a little showcase and it's really our workshop." And she said, "No, it's great, I love it, just do exactly what you did."
