Brian Regan Quotes
I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.
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Music can bring about different vibes on the field, off the field, urban life, going to church, leaving church. Everything the world may bring, there's a song for it to put you in the right frame of mind.
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We tend in this country to talk about Democrats and Republicans, and think there's little group over there called Independents that's maybe 2%. That is not the case, and it has not been the case for most of modern American history.
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I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts.
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When I was a little kid, I used to watch with my brother when there was Macho Man and Hulk Hogan. But then I fell out of it for a few years.
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I've never met a woman who thinks they've got a good enough figure - however perfect they look - which is sad, because no one else can see these perceived flaws; they're entirely internal.
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A Commander-in-Chief needs to do two things. One - tell us who the enemy is. And two - say we are fighting to win.
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The press doesn't stop publishing, by the way, in a fascist escalation; it simply watches what it says. That too can be an incremental process, and the pace at which the free press polices itself depends on how journalists are targeted.
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When I was a kid, I always had my hair in two plaits. But for dancing, I had to have it in a bun because I did ballet.
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Do I believe in coupling? Do I believe in commitment? Do I believe in co-parenting, raising children together, having a family, and growing old with someone? I absolutely believe in all of those things. I just don't believe that you need to be married to do that. I love going to weddings, though. I do love a good wedding.
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There have always been arguments showing that free will is an illusion: some based on hard physics, others based on pure logic.
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My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.
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Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.
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Exhibitions are kind of ephemeral moments, sometimes magic moments, and when they're gone, they're gone.
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Social media is simply a tool that facilitates actions.
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I wanted to kill art for myself.. ..a new thought for that object.
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I really try to balance my feminine and masculine energy when I write.
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The spirit or life spark which animates this manifestation could be called God.
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It's not in my nature to be too literal.
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I'm always on the phone because I'm usually not with the people I want to be with.
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People think about autism as something with kids. Well, those kids grow up.
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My most persistent memory of stand - up is of my mouth being in the present and my mind being in the future: the mouth speaking the line, the body delivering the gesture, while the mind looks back, observing, analyzing, judging, worrying, and then deciding when and what to say next. Enjoyment while performing was rare - enjoyment would have been an indulgent loss of focus that comedy cannot afford.
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I don't have assistants and things in the studio.
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The consequence of a world full of nuclear powers to me is so incomprehensible in terms of the dangers that that implies.
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I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody. Jokes are no different.
