Brian Regan Quotes
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?
Quotes to Explore
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I come from a dysfunctional family, so my views of parents and parenting used to be highly mixed.
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I admire all people who are trying to be a good power in this chaotic world.
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There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
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If a man can't manage his own life, he can't manage a business.
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That is the worst moment, when you feel you have lost / The desires for all that was most desirable, / Before you are contented with what you can desire; / Before you know what is left to be desired; / And you go on wishing that you could desire / What desire has left behind.
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Education is a bipartisan issue that concern all communities of color and should be first, last and always about the student learning.
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I knew well that the only way I could get that door open was to knock it down; because I knocked all of them down.
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I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales.
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Once you've started down that road to self-discovery, no matter how treacherous the path before you, you can't turn back. The universe doesn't allow it.
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Prayer is no fitful, short-lived thing. It is no voice crying unheard and unheeded in the silence. It is a voice which goes into God's ear, and it lives as long as God's ear is open to holy pleas, as long as God's heart is alive to holy things.
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We women adore failures. They lean on us.
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There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
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The old church tower and garden wall Are black with autumn rain And dreary winds foreboding call The darkness down again.
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The only purpose of customer service is to change feelings.
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At the end of the day, we're just trying to be honest and, hopefully, get more females on the radio.
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I let the other guys handle the talking. I love playing.
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You can go to work and actually make someone else's job less miserable. Use your job to help others.
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One of the ideas that was developed at MIT in a workshop was, imagine this pipe, and you've got valves, solenoid valves, taps, opening and closing. You create like a water curtain with pixels made of water. If those pixels fall, you can write on it: you can show patterns, images, text.
