Brian Regan Quotes
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?
Quotes to Explore
-
I come from a dysfunctional family, so my views of parents and parenting used to be highly mixed.
-
I admire all people who are trying to be a good power in this chaotic world.
-
There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
-
If a man can't manage his own life, he can't manage a business.
-
That is the worst moment, when you feel you have lost / The desires for all that was most desirable, / Before you are contented with what you can desire; / Before you know what is left to be desired; / And you go on wishing that you could desire / What desire has left behind.
-
Education is a bipartisan issue that concern all communities of color and should be first, last and always about the student learning.
-
I knew well that the only way I could get that door open was to knock it down; because I knocked all of them down.
-
I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales.
-
Once you've started down that road to self-discovery, no matter how treacherous the path before you, you can't turn back. The universe doesn't allow it.
-
Prayer is no fitful, short-lived thing. It is no voice crying unheard and unheeded in the silence. It is a voice which goes into God's ear, and it lives as long as God's ear is open to holy pleas, as long as God's heart is alive to holy things.
-
We women adore failures. They lean on us.
-
When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young. Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part.
-
There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
-
The old church tower and garden wall Are black with autumn rain And dreary winds foreboding call The darkness down again.
-
I've always seen My Chemical Romance as the band that would have represented who me and my friends were in high school, and the band that we didn't have to represent us - the kids that wore black - back then.
-
The perfect woman, you see is a working-woman; not an idler; not a fine lady; but one who uses her hands and her head and her heart for the good of others.
-
It is the world's first Ebola epidemic, and it's spiraling out of control. It's bad now, and it's going to get worse in the very near future. There is still a window of opportunity to tamp it down, but that window is closing. We really have to act now.
-
While it's too early to predict when we'll be able to begin resuming all of our operations, we are evaluating a number of different scenarios to ensure a cautious, sensible and deliberate approach to the eventual reopening of our parks.
