Brian Regan Quotes
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?Brian Regan
Quotes to Explore
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I come from a dysfunctional family, so my views of parents and parenting used to be highly mixed.
Tamora Pierce -
I admire all people who are trying to be a good power in this chaotic world.
Yoko Ono -
There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
Salvador Dali -
If a man can't manage his own life, he can't manage a business.
S. Truett Cathy -
Education is a bipartisan issue that concern all communities of color and should be first, last and always about the student learning.
J. C. Watts -
I knew well that the only way I could get that door open was to knock it down; because I knocked all of them down.
Sadie Tanner Mossell Alexander
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I am a crazy online shopper. My husband always jokes, Another box arrived! Airplanes used to be my sanctuary for reading books, but now I have to peruse Gilt sales.
Lisa Ling -
Once you've started down that road to self-discovery, no matter how treacherous the path before you, you can't turn back. The universe doesn't allow it.
Lisa Unger -
Prayer is no fitful, short-lived thing. It is no voice crying unheard and unheeded in the silence. It is a voice which goes into God's ear, and it lives as long as God's ear is open to holy pleas, as long as God's heart is alive to holy things.
Edward McKendree Bounds -
We women adore failures. They lean on us.
Oscar Wilde -
There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
Paul Auster -
The old church tower and garden wall Are black with autumn rain And dreary winds foreboding call The darkness down again.
Emily Bronte
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The only purpose of customer service is to change feelings.
Seth Godin -
Whether the family of the Clarkes were of Norman extraction cannot be easily ascertained.
Adam Clarke -
It was a great game if you don't care who won. I cared.
Lou Holtz -
To believe is very dull. To doubt is intensely engrossing. To be on the alert is to live, to be lulled into security is to die.
Oscar Wilde -
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
Rachel Perry -
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?
Brian Regan