Damien Lemon Quotes

Damien Lemon is a comedian, writer, actor, and podcast host. Host of TruTV’s Comedy Knockout, Damien was a long-time cast member and writer for various MTV2 shows, including Guy Code, Hip-Hop Squares, and Uncommon Sense. Damien has also appeared on Comedy Central’s Broad City, HBO’s Crashing, and The Night Of. His film credits include The Amazing Spider-Man, The Comedian, Furlough, and Secrets. He is the co-host of the weekly podcast In the Conversation.

Also known as Writer, Actor

If you had a man when I was your friend and then we started hooking up and you broke up with your boyfriend, so now we're together and you have a new male friend? I'm going to look at you sideways because your character's horrible and now I'm thinking you're going to do to me what you did to your ex.

Damien Lemon
Love is to be cherished because you're lucky to feel it even once in your life.

Damien Lemon
- Life
- Because
- Even

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.

Damien Lemon
- Celebrate
- Slaves
- Cupid
What I've learned is that love is made up of three ingredients: consideration, spontaneity, and [whispers] oral sex for guys and women.

Damien Lemon
I always say this: If you a dude texts you after 2 a.m. and you reply, then you will never get called at 8 p.m. He won't take you serious.

Damien Lemon
- Always
- Serious
- Called