Dani Levy Quotes
I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

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Maybe I won't stay out of prison. Who knows?
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Maybe I should pretend like I'm not insecure, but I really am. This movie is going to come out and... will people like it? Will they like Rey?
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The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.
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People are going to label you anyway, but the one that bugs me the most is when they say, 'One of the funniest female comedians.' There's s no 'funniest male comedians.' You're either a funny comedian, or you're not!
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I just need somewhere to dump all my negativity.
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Maybe Trump himself will be voted out through impeachment, right?
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I went to Cuba maybe eight or nine times.
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I just have a thing for writers. Maybe it because I'm just so not a writer.
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I've been a comedian, hosted travel shows, explored world religions, started improv troupes, given keynote speeches at conferences around the country, and had a milk shake named after me called the Handicappuccino.
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I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.
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The set for 'Blade Runner' was maybe the hardest set I've ever worked on because I think we worked 50 nights in a row, and it was always raining.
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Galleries are easier to steal from than the Apple Store, maybe.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Would I like to direct? Maybe one day.
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Well, when I was very young, maybe 12 years, I began to make investments.
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I'm into environmental and ecological issues, so maybe that is an avenue to go down.
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Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight, someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight.
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I'm sure that if we had enough sophistication, someone could look at what my changes in brain structure were as I came to feel more deeply in love.
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I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.
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I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell... their heart's in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.
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If you ask me, people are unnecessarily gloomy about the end of the world.
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Happiness is inseparably connected with decent, clean behavior.
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I say 'try'; if we never try, we shall never succeed.
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I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.