Zach Braff Quotes
If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

Quotes to Explore
-
It is hard to watch myself. I'm hypercritical, and it's difficult to watch a performance when I may end up being at odds with it - wishing I'd done something differently or that they had edited it a certain way.
-
A few weeks after my mom passed in November of 2013, I came back from an injury and entered the Egg Bowl in the second half against Ole Miss. I'll never forget the feeling when I walked back out on the field. As I walked into the Egg Bowl, the crowd stood up and clapped like they were enveloping me in a giant hug.
-
Well, we like to let down our hair and pep it up at the dances, but we keep it slower when we broadcast. We have to please everybody, and that softer music appeals to the larger amount of people. It's like eating too much cake. You have to have your steak too.
-
As a child I knew almost nothing, nothing beyond what I had picked up in my grandmother's house. All children, I suppose, come into the world like that, not knowing who they are.
-
Honey, God loves everybody. It's human beings who mess things up.
-
There was a time when I was practicing law in New York and I wanted to find something else to do. So I ended up leaving the practice of law to pursue my art and it just happened to be out of Lego bricks.
-
I grew up with Apocalypse Now and Badlands, so I had a real awe thing going.
-
I don't feel like an idol to anybody. I don't feel anybody should look up to me.
-
I was in a mountain biking accident and broke my sternum about three months before my unit was supposed to deploy to Iraq, and it's such a close-knit community that the idea of not getting to go is hugely jarring, so I tried to get put back in training and wound up injuring it worse.
-
Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more completely human traits are now born.
-
I went 59.9 sec. when I was 18 and thought, 'Hmm, that was fast - let's see how much faster we can go and what the rest of the world can do to keep up.'
-
When I was growing up, we were taught in school that North Koreans, and especially the North Korean leadership, were all devils.
-
I don't feel I fit in with morning television because I'm like a vampire and I like to stay up late.
-
I wanted to make Canadian films, and I ended up making American films.
-
I'll never retire. I'm just using up somebody else's oxygen if I retire.
-
A tactic used by authors of virtually every single book I've ever read that propounds a conspiracy theory is to attack an agency as being part of a conspiracy in the Kennedy assassination, but when this same agency comes up with something favorable to the author's position, the author will cite that same agency as credible support for his argument.
-
When we live the 21st-century good life, almost every aspect of it is predicated on not looking at the implications of what we're up to. Happiness at this point has a lot to do with not looking, so you don't feel complicit in some vast and awful enterprise.
-
In spite of what some people claim, we are not in a post-racial era. I think it's still an important issue to bring up.
-
If you want me to believe in God, you must make me touch him.
-
I've been writing about James Fenimore Cooper. He was not a writer. Here was a man who was 30 years old and had never put anything more than his signature on paper.
-
I'm made to ride a bike, not do washing.
-
If I get a chance to act, I will act. And then I'm usually the happiest person around.
-
You really need to approach each book as if you have been a failure. . . . If you start to believe your flap-copy, you're finished as a writer.
-
If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!