David Shrigley Quotes
I'm not pretending to be somebody who's got really limited craft skills. I just am a person who's got really limited craft skills.

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I'm not an aggressive person at all. But I know how to fight.
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For every person that doesn't like you, there's gonna be somebody who does.
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Perhaps it is impossible for a person who does no good to do no harm.
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I thought Sarah Palin was the ultimate expression of comic outrageousness in a person.
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Don't see the point in reading ghost-written autobiographies, even though some of these published lives may fascinate me. The 'ghost' is always present, manipulating an interview into first-person singular text, and it feels like I'm reading a lie.
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He who calls a person a fascist for opposing independence is not only wrong but putting themselves on the same level as those who call us Nazis for wanting independence.
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I'm not cool at all. I'm the least cool person I know.
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I was an optimistic person, really bossy, gregarious and outspoken.
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I started out typing and filing and answering the phones for a little nine-person firm. And that nine-person firm gave me my chance to find my own way.
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When I was a teenager, my idol was the Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff. He's the only person I've ever asked for an autograph.
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I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone.
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The work with which we embark on this first volume of a series of theological studies is a work with which the philosophical person does not begin, but rather concludes.
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I am an Armani and a Dolce & Gabbana kind of a person.
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If someone has been bad to me, I believe in being good to that person. It's my way of getting back. Because that person is going to feel guilty about it.
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I'm the most competitive person you'll ever meet.
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The fact is most computer roleplaying games that offer a zillion highly specialized skills end up with nine-tenths of a zillion skills that every player quickly realizes aren't worth the experience points to buy.
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The same evidence that is convincing to one person may not convince another.
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I am quite a private person.
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The person who works harder when the boss isn’t around is headed straight for a better job.
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This is bull. Somebody needs to go down.
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Thanksgiving reminds us that no matter our differences, we're still one people, part of something bigger than ourselves.
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I always try to be reasonable and effective.
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You do not invite experience with your 'yes' and exclude it with your 'no'. There is no exclusion in this attraction-based Universe. Your focus in the invitation.
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I'm not pretending to be somebody who's got really limited craft skills. I just am a person who's got really limited craft skills.