Zach Galifianakis Quotes
I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.

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If people want to really know what's up with me then they can read one of my interviews.
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We lived on isolated farms and ranches, far from anybody, and when I was young I knew very few other kids, so I lived to a great extent in my imagination.
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I like to prove people wrong.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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I love what I do. And why not be nice? I mean, I've seen people who work and they're apparently not enjoying it, and they're making sure everybody knows it.
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All my friends were non-Muslims. I actually knew very little about Islam - like, very little.
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I do not read SF as much as I used to. It's too much like a busman's holiday.
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The best kids are going to become the best. But the best thing about it is that you're going to learn lessons in playing those sports about winning and losing and teamwork and teammates and arguments and everything else that are going to affect you positively for the rest of your life.
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I really believed that my songs were good enough for the whole world to listen to. I had fans from America or the U.K. who would be like, 'Oh my God, I love your music'.
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One of the reasons we all still read Jane Austen is because her books are about universal things which still matter today - love, money, family. They haven't gone out of fashion, so it's not throwing the baby out with the bathwater to rework her in a contemporary style.
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If you want a bourgeois existence, you shouldn't be an actor. You're in the wrong profession.
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I would love to do a 'Scream'-type movie.
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It's a notion that career-oriented women often neglect their families. But we should cut them some flak; these women are doing everything for the sake of family so that it progresses. I believe when kids see their mothers working hard, they take up responsibilities at home and are far more well-turned out than other children.
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There are so many sounds I still want to make, so many things I haven't yet done.
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I've got a lot of other things I want to do.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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I would love a bowl of Frosties, but I start the day with something healthier like a bowl of yoghurt or berries.
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The inner reality of love can be recognized only by love.
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I like to Instagram my dogs! I also get excited to post behind-the-scenes photos from when I was filming something.
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The Asian brand, which I admire for having become a global success, is Samsung. In comparison, we're just starting, but I believe that we at Uniqlo will be the next Asian brand to do well globally.
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When someone is in our tribe, I think it's particularly easier for us to tell them apart, because we're used to their facial features.
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I was interested in the narrative of how we nurture our elite in this society: all that stuff about believing in yourself and not accepting second best. Our inner world is at odds with that.
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There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate.
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I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.