Zach Galifianakis Quotes
I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.

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If people want to really know what's up with me then they can read one of my interviews.
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We lived on isolated farms and ranches, far from anybody, and when I was young I knew very few other kids, so I lived to a great extent in my imagination.
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I like to prove people wrong.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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I love what I do. And why not be nice? I mean, I've seen people who work and they're apparently not enjoying it, and they're making sure everybody knows it.
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All my friends were non-Muslims. I actually knew very little about Islam - like, very little.
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I do not read SF as much as I used to. It's too much like a busman's holiday.
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The best kids are going to become the best. But the best thing about it is that you're going to learn lessons in playing those sports about winning and losing and teamwork and teammates and arguments and everything else that are going to affect you positively for the rest of your life.
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I really believed that my songs were good enough for the whole world to listen to. I had fans from America or the U.K. who would be like, 'Oh my God, I love your music'.
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One of the reasons we all still read Jane Austen is because her books are about universal things which still matter today - love, money, family. They haven't gone out of fashion, so it's not throwing the baby out with the bathwater to rework her in a contemporary style.
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If you want a bourgeois existence, you shouldn't be an actor. You're in the wrong profession.
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I would love to do a 'Scream'-type movie.
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It's a notion that career-oriented women often neglect their families. But we should cut them some flak; these women are doing everything for the sake of family so that it progresses. I believe when kids see their mothers working hard, they take up responsibilities at home and are far more well-turned out than other children.
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There are so many sounds I still want to make, so many things I haven't yet done.
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I've got a lot of other things I want to do.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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I would love a bowl of Frosties, but I start the day with something healthier like a bowl of yoghurt or berries.
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The inner reality of love can be recognized only by love.
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I'm not going to go run and hide because I'm catching some heat. I'm not going to stay at home and pout.
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One of the ingredients that made Cheers work so well was the great ensemble of actors we had. That's the case with any good series.
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I consider anybody a twerp who hasn't read 'Democracy in America' by Alexis de Tocqueville. There can never be a better book than that one on the strengths and vulnerabilities inherent in our form of government.
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I just see religious freedom, as a category, as just being a black hole.
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There are literally Internet rescue camps in China and Korea to deal with children that are addicted. Internet disorder is maybe going to count as a psychiatric disorder in a couple of years.
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I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.