Zach Galifianakis Quotes

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

Zach Galifianakis

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• I don't really like to explain my songs.

  

  Yiannis Chryssomallis
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• I don't like people cleaning my room.

  

  Larry David
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• When I was a young boy, I was obsessed with skulls and mummies and things like that.

  

  H. R. Giger
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• I'm a light sleeper. I've never been one of those people who can put their head down and suddenly everything disappears. Nighttime is the time I get most scared, anxious or worried. In those darker moments before waking or sleeping is when I feel most, I don't know, I can turn on myself, and my imagination can take me dark places.

  

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• Growing up, there were no families on TV that looked like mine.

  

  Laura Harrier
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• Having been raised by actors who love moral ambiguity and flawed protagonists, I feel like it's sort of in the blood to want to take it on.

  

  Laura Dern
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• Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint.

  

  Samuel Butler
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• If I wasn't an actress, I'd never wear make up. I liked being ready in half an hour and arrive on the sets. Even for a no-makeup look, if one has a dark under-eye on a particular day, a little makeup is used. I had no scope for that as well.

  

  Rakul Preet Singh
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• I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels.

  

  Kat Dennings
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• The whole experience on 'Grown Ups 2' was like going to adult summer camp.

  

  Halston Sage
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• The best reason why Monarchy is a strong government is, that it is an intelligible government. The mass of mankind understand it, and they hardly anywhere in the world understand any other.

  

  Walter Bagehot
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• I decide immediately if I like a person and if I do, then I'm myself, and if I don't, then I give nothing.

  

  P. J. Harvey
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• I like happy endings.

  

  Harmon Killebrew
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• I love working with kids, talking with them and listening to them. I always encourage kids to reach beyond their dreams. Don't try to be like me. Be better than me.

  

  Florence Griffith Joyner
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• I want to do work that has a message and casts a light over an area that's dark. But I'm fun and jovial, too.

  

  Orlando Bloom
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• Gerry Mulligan and Chet Baker seemed so sophisticated and bad. I wanted to be like that.

  

  Carla Bley
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• At times, the curve/fat/plus convo tends be this 'out of the dark' story, like, 'I used to be insecure, but now here I am.' But that is not my reality, and for most of the people, that isn't their reality, either.

  

  Paloma Elsesser
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• I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again.

  

  Natasha Lyonne
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• I like to talk. That's why I can't karaoke in a private room. Those types of shenanigans are only good in a public space. I got to say, though, with smartphones and instant upload of everything, our generation and definitely the next generation coming up, it's going to be hard to act a fool.

  

  Liza Lapira
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• The proverbial philosophy of a people helps us to understand more about them than any other kind of literature.

  

  Lafcadio Hearn
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• Things meant to appeal to the masses usually end up appealing to no one.

  

  Lena Waithe
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• I was very, very shocked about Cooperstown. I thought my chances were fairly good, but I tried to stay low key about it, not too high and not too low. That was the way I played, too.

  

  Al Kaline
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• We do not diminish the value of what women or men achieve in any worthy endeavor or career -- we all benefit from their achievements -- but still recognize that there is not a higher good than motherhood and fatherhood in marriage. There is no superior career, and no amount of money, authority or public acclaim can exceed the ultimate rewards of family.

  

  D. Todd Christofferson
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• I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
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  • Like
  • Dark