Zach Galifianakis Quotes
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I don't really like to explain my songs.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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When I was a young boy, I was obsessed with skulls and mummies and things like that.
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I'm a light sleeper. I've never been one of those people who can put their head down and suddenly everything disappears. Nighttime is the time I get most scared, anxious or worried. In those darker moments before waking or sleeping is when I feel most, I don't know, I can turn on myself, and my imagination can take me dark places.
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Growing up, there were no families on TV that looked like mine.
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Having been raised by actors who love moral ambiguity and flawed protagonists, I feel like it's sort of in the blood to want to take it on.
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Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint.
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If I wasn't an actress, I'd never wear make up. I liked being ready in half an hour and arrive on the sets. Even for a no-makeup look, if one has a dark under-eye on a particular day, a little makeup is used. I had no scope for that as well.
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I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels.
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The whole experience on 'Grown Ups 2' was like going to adult summer camp.
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The best reason why Monarchy is a strong government is, that it is an intelligible government. The mass of mankind understand it, and they hardly anywhere in the world understand any other.
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I decide immediately if I like a person and if I do, then I'm myself, and if I don't, then I give nothing.
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I like happy endings.
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I love working with kids, talking with them and listening to them. I always encourage kids to reach beyond their dreams. Don't try to be like me. Be better than me.
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I want to do work that has a message and casts a light over an area that's dark. But I'm fun and jovial, too.
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Gerry Mulligan and Chet Baker seemed so sophisticated and bad. I wanted to be like that.
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At times, the curve/fat/plus convo tends be this 'out of the dark' story, like, 'I used to be insecure, but now here I am.' But that is not my reality, and for most of the people, that isn't their reality, either.
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I don't really feel like I need to be a teenager ever again.
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People often write after they finish their career, or they don't play anymore, or they are not anymore active. So I say, why do that? And let's do it differently.
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Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
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I'm a great believer in chaos. I don't believe that you start with a formula and then you fulfill the formula. Chaos is a much better instigator, because we live in chaos - we don't live in a rigorous form.
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My grandma always had two gods: Jesus Christ and the United States of America. I was no different, and neither was anyone else I knew.
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I lost my way for a long time.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
