Zach Galifianakis Quotes
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I don't really like to explain my songs.
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I don't like people cleaning my room.
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When I was a young boy, I was obsessed with skulls and mummies and things like that.
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I don't like celebrities; I don't hang out with them; I don't relate to that life.
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I'm a light sleeper. I've never been one of those people who can put their head down and suddenly everything disappears. Nighttime is the time I get most scared, anxious or worried. In those darker moments before waking or sleeping is when I feel most, I don't know, I can turn on myself, and my imagination can take me dark places.
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Growing up, there were no families on TV that looked like mine.
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Having been raised by actors who love moral ambiguity and flawed protagonists, I feel like it's sort of in the blood to want to take it on.
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Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint.
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If I wasn't an actress, I'd never wear make up. I liked being ready in half an hour and arrive on the sets. Even for a no-makeup look, if one has a dark under-eye on a particular day, a little makeup is used. I had no scope for that as well.
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I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels.
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The whole experience on 'Grown Ups 2' was like going to adult summer camp.
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The best reason why Monarchy is a strong government is, that it is an intelligible government. The mass of mankind understand it, and they hardly anywhere in the world understand any other.
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I decide immediately if I like a person and if I do, then I'm myself, and if I don't, then I give nothing.
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I like happy endings.
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I love working with kids, talking with them and listening to them. I always encourage kids to reach beyond their dreams. Don't try to be like me. Be better than me.
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I want to do work that has a message and casts a light over an area that's dark. But I'm fun and jovial, too.
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Gerry Mulligan and Chet Baker seemed so sophisticated and bad. I wanted to be like that.
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At times, the curve/fat/plus convo tends be this 'out of the dark' story, like, 'I used to be insecure, but now here I am.' But that is not my reality, and for most of the people, that isn't their reality, either.
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White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos?
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Some people seem to see compassion as being mushy.
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Imagine how we would feel if I began this section saying, Today, violence against women is rightly applauded. We would know I favored the death of women; when we applaud for violence against men, we favor the death of men. We do it because we have learned that the more effectively we prepare men to sacrifice themselves, the more we are protected.
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The thing about Precious, she's so far from a Hollywood character. She's so honest and real, I definitely felt like I knew her.
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I'd rather be nauseous than tired, I think.
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
