Zach Galifianakis Quotes
Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.
 
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	When I'm in my 50s, I kind of think I'll want to be in a garden.   
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	What I believe will make my acting career successful going forward is hard work. I like to challenge myself. Then it's the people I meet and choosing the projects I want to work on correctly. There's a lot of characters I can play.   
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	I never give advice unless someone asks me for it. One thing I've learned, and possibly the only advice I have to give, is to not be that person giving out unsolicited advice based on your own personal experience.   
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	Around 1960, I moved back to Europe, attracted by the newly founded European Organization for Nuclear Research where, for the first time, the idea of a joint European effort in a field of pure science was to be tried in practice.   
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	Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that.   
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	People will say, 'Just one picture please.' That is how it starts. There is just one picture and then somebody else wants another. And when I say 'No' I feel guilty.   
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	Our Nation must provide sufficient access to healthcare, adequate benefits, and the supplemental resources our veterans were promised and so dearly need. We owe our heroes no less.   
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	My knee has always given me problems. But it got to the point where I actually had to start giving up things. And I hate that.   
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	I'm one of those pesky Brits.   
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	I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.   
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	With a film, you just don't have time to build sympathy for the character. But I think we're moving away from that in TV. With TV, you have a little more leeway to allow them to rise and fall and rise again and be much more complicated beings.   
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	I can be a bit extreme. I'll spend too much time running round the park, doing yoga and drinking green tea. I can get a bit obsessive. I have to rein it in sometimes.   
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	It is from weakness that people reach for dictators and concentrated government power. Only the strong can be free. And only the productive can be strong.   
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	My day goes from one embarrassing moment to the next.   
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	A sudden intimacy occurs when someone does your hair.   
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	I'm a closet outdoorsy athletic enthusiast, and I would love to do a rafting and hiking trip someday and maybe sleep in a treehouse and bathe in a chilly winding river.   
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	We lived many lives in those whirling campaigns, never sparing ourselves; yet when we achieved, and the new world dawned, the old men came out again and took our victory to re-make in the likeness of the former world they knew.   
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	The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.   
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	It's true that the French have a certain obsession with sex, but it's a particularly adult obsession. France is the thriftiest of all nations; to a Frenchman sex provides the most economical way to have fun. The French are a logical race.   
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	One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them.   
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	I see it in a lot of period pieces where everybody is standing and talking, in a stilted, archaic way, instead of being loose in the world. So, I try to do a little bit of research, just so that I can feel like I'm grounded, but then I try to bring as much of my human understanding that I can, under the filter of it being 1865.   
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	What I care about is maximum information.   
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	Whenever you show up on a set where you haven't been from the beginning - at least myself - I'm kind of quiet. I just watch the politics and how everything unfolds.   
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	Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					