Zach Galifianakis Quotes

I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood – sometimes I get superbummed.

Zach Galifianakis

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• Art breathes into life a surplus that is both vital and extraordinary.

  

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• I think I am very hands-on mother. I am very strict, and my daughter keeps telling me, 'You are too hard on me,' and I keep telling her, 'I have to be hard because if I am not hard, you will not learn the lessons that I want you to learn.' I think it is really important to be that way.

  

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• Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades.

  

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• The European Union, which is not directly responsible to voters, provides an irresistible opportunity for European elites to seize power in order to impose their own vision on a newly socially regimented Europe.

  

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• I will never forget the will of the people who believed in me wherever I went during the election campaign.

  

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• The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.

  

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• The words of truth are always paradoxical.

  

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• Self-discovery is above all the realization that we are alone: it is the opening of an impalpable, transparent wall - that of our consciousness - between the world and ourselves.

  

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• I would like every Jew to be as comfortable in his skin as I am in mine.

  

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• Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.

  

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• I'll give you my worst nightmare. I'm dreaming that I'm onstage, the curtain goes up, and I have no idea what my lines are or what's going on. I think I should know, I kind of know, I remember rehearsing... and the audience is there waiting.

  

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• I'm probably proudest of being able to lift a lot of us out of the 'hood. That's the biggest thing, that I've been able to employ a lot of people and give them opportunities.

  

  Queen Latifah
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• I had experiences or exposure to music in church. I went to a church, it was very unique. It was a predominantly African American Catholic church. So they would have - one mass would be traditional church music, and then the other mass would be gospel music.

  

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• We are breaking new ground in the territory of dumb with 'Shooting Fish.' Dumb, but in good taste. Silly, but not ridiculous.

  

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• When a town doesn't have a book store, it is like something is missing, and unfortunately, fewer and fewer have them.

  

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• Well, for one, I don't judge my characters.

  

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• My dad's funny. He's laid back and a cool guy.

  

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• I was my mother's favorite, and she'd help me with everything.

  

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• I wanted to go to medical school. But, I never got a college scholarship.

  

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• With acting, I started very young, and I'd performed for a lot of children in boarding schools, late at night after the dormitory lights were out. I'd have a flashlight, and I'd be Count Dracula, or Shakespeare, or Yogi Bear, and leap from bunk to bunk. I loved the laughter; I liked the way it made people feel.

  

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• When I was a teenager, I was the only black girl at a small, private Episcopal school, where my tuition was paid by the family my mother worked for. It was hard being the only one, and I faced a fair amount of racist and classist bullying there.

  

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• For women to achieve equal representation in leadership roles, it's important that they have the backing of men as well as women.

  

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• I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood – sometimes I get superbummed.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
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