Zach Galifianakis Quotes
Quotes to Explore
-
We are asleep with compasses in our hands.
-
My baby is amazing; even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him! He's a big, beautiful boy. He's great.
-
Unless one is a religious fundamentalist and believes that man was created in the image and likeness of God, it is foolish to believe that human beings are exempt from biological classification and the laws of evolution that apply to all other life forms.
-
Beauty is not just physical.
-
Television offered me the opportunity to do new things; I had written a lot of scripts other than scary movies. I had actually written some romantic comedies and stuff that I really wanted to try my hand at, and nobody would let me do that. Television allowed me to do anything I wanted.
-
There was not a single Negro slave owner who did not know dozens of Negroes just as capable of learning and efficiency as the mass of poor white people around and about, and some quite as capable as the average slaveholder. They had continually, in the course of the history of slavery, recognized such men.
-
I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.
-
Happiness is knowing and appreciating what you've got. I am very, very, very grateful for what, to me, is dead easy.
-
For me every ruler is alien that defies public opinion.
-
Winston Churchill was not entirely British. His mother was American, making Sir Winston part Iroquois Indian.
-
If you don't vote, you don't count.
-
Being an economist is the least ethical profession, closer to charlatanism than any science.
-
When you put something out there into the world, there's all these words you don't want to hear, that you hope people don't say. I don't like anything that starts with 're' - like retro, reinvent, recreate - I hate that. It's always like living in the past - copying, emulating.
-
I know that inner wisdom is more precious than wealth. The more you spend it, the more you gain.
-
I asked my mother could I have an instrument. She said, 'Well if you go out and save your money.' So I went and got - I made me a shine box. I went out and started shining shoes, and I'd bring whatever I made.
-
At the same time, I would add that the American people have a lot of courage.
-
It got so bad that by the time I was graduated, the only reading I did was in order to get the grade and the only writing I did was in order to get the grade.
-
The degree of leverage now being reversed is staggering, and the underlying global imbalances - notably between the savers and the spenders - will require long and painful adjustment.
-
I always looked up to so many people before me and was lucky to become such good friends with them. I learned so much hanging out with those cats.
-
I've always wanted to release records in America. That's where I believe the music belongs, and the style and the eclectic musical mix that we put together kind of belongs here.
-
The goal for the Laureus Sport For Good Foundation is to give kids an opportunity to be involved in sports and hopefully learn some lessons along the way. We want to put them in a safe environment, help them if they need it and maybe they will get a scholarship to a school because of the skills that they learn. Sport is just a starting point.
-
An art school is generated only by the intensity and heat of a common pressure.
-
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
