Zach Galifianakis Quotes

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

Zach Galifianakis

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• Bible
• Bullshit

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• I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • People
  • Bible
  • Bullshit