Zach Galifianakis Quotes

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

Zach Galifianakis

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• Bullshit

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• I grew up thinking there was something called 'independent film,' which I wouldn't necessarily have had access to if there wasn't Sundance.

  

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• Effective preaching starts with loving the people we're preaching to.

  

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• You can't say what the outcome of a competition is going to be, so now I am ready to accept any result that comes my way, if I give my best shot.

  

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• The world expects India to be one of the leaders in solving the problems of politics and economics. India sits at the high table in most major multilateral deliberations. What India says is heard with attention and seriousness.

  

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• I feel very strongly that you can't just beat people up anymore; you have to work hand in hand and find ways to compromise, and get big business involved, because it won't happen otherwise.

  

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• I'm always nervous doing auditions - to be honest, I hate it. I always envy the actors who are so cool and cold-blooded when they go in for an audition, especially if it's for a part that you would really love to play.

  

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• I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • People
  • Bible
  • Bullshit