Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

Zach Galifianakis

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• Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • School
  • Remember
  • High