Zach Galifianakis Quotes
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.
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I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.
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In the globalized world that is ours, maybe we are moving towards a global village, but that global village brings in a lot of different people, a lot of different ideas, lots of different backgrounds, lots of different aspirations.
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Now is the only thing that exists.
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The mountains, the forest, and the sea, render men savage; they develop the fierce, but yet do not destroy the human.
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I was a very focused kid. I always had this crazy lifestyle... billions of jobs, two hours of gymnastics every day, handball, anything with a ball, really. I must have had ADHD or something. I was very energetic, and very small. I didn't start growing until the last year of high school.
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Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.
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I want to keep a thread between the studio and the stage, and I want to flow more easily from one to the other.
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I don't want to talk about intelligence matters. I will say, however, that intelligence-community estimates should not become public in the way of this city and in the way of Congress.
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I have always been interested in politics. I was in the student union before, very active.
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The child is pronounced pretty. I think it quite otherwise.
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Find a type of exercise that you love - whether it's dance, soccer, softball, anything - just as long as it keeps you active. If you love it, you'll dedicate yourself to it and stay involved.
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My mother was madly adventurous. My father was an actor - he worked with Gielgud - and my mother came from a very wealthy family. She definitely wasn't meant to marry an actor, but she eloped with him one lunch-time.
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Ultravox were the blueprint for what I wanted to do, but I stumbled across them by accident.
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Totalitarianism is feudalism in the twelfth century sense of the word.
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Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.
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I give infinite thanks to God, who has been pleased to make me the first observer of marvelous things.
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It's hard for anyone intelligent to be nonviolent. Everything in the universe does something when you start playing with his life, except the American Negro. He lays down and says, 'Beat me, daddy.'
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Hermione Granger is the mix of brain and heart that I've always wanted to be.
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
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I'm not an aggressive person, but obviously on the sporting field I'll do whatever it takes.
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You must be one of the few people with a copy of that. I don't think they printed too many.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
