Zach Galifianakis Quotes
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
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Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.
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I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.
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In the globalized world that is ours, maybe we are moving towards a global village, but that global village brings in a lot of different people, a lot of different ideas, lots of different backgrounds, lots of different aspirations.
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Now is the only thing that exists.
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The mountains, the forest, and the sea, render men savage; they develop the fierce, but yet do not destroy the human.
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I was a very focused kid. I always had this crazy lifestyle... billions of jobs, two hours of gymnastics every day, handball, anything with a ball, really. I must have had ADHD or something. I was very energetic, and very small. I didn't start growing until the last year of high school.
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Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.
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I want to keep a thread between the studio and the stage, and I want to flow more easily from one to the other.
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I don't want to talk about intelligence matters. I will say, however, that intelligence-community estimates should not become public in the way of this city and in the way of Congress.
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I have always been interested in politics. I was in the student union before, very active.
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The child is pronounced pretty. I think it quite otherwise.
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Find a type of exercise that you love - whether it's dance, soccer, softball, anything - just as long as it keeps you active. If you love it, you'll dedicate yourself to it and stay involved.
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My mother was madly adventurous. My father was an actor - he worked with Gielgud - and my mother came from a very wealthy family. She definitely wasn't meant to marry an actor, but she eloped with him one lunch-time.
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Ultravox were the blueprint for what I wanted to do, but I stumbled across them by accident.
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I really don't know the secret to it, but I'd like to think my desirability is a combination of my personality, my image, and, most importantly, the kind of films I do.
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There are many women with children under five who want to work and who lack affordable, high-quality child care.
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Totalitarianism is feudalism in the twelfth century sense of the word.
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I grew up a wrestler; for a long time in Oklahoma I was a wrestler.
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If you're in a job that you hate, don't be scared of seeking out something that might be riskier. Anything can turn into something with passion and hard work.
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Truth is the object of philosophy, but not always of philosophers.
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The entrepreneurial spirit has moved from the garage in high-tech to the kitchen in food.
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
