T. J. Miller Quotes
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
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I think we Americans tend to put too high a price on unanimity, as if there were something dangerous and illegitimate about honest differences of opinion honestly expressed by honest men.
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A bowler is his own captain. I know what needs to be done, what the ball is doing. If you don't know where you are going to bowl and where you think the batsman will hit, then how can you tell the captain what you want? You are the judge.
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I was that weird eight-year-old who was really interested in Shakespeare and understood it and appreciated the language.
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I think people do their bravest work when given an elusive canvas. That would be seemingly the weirdest, but also the most wonderful.
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I think I tried to separate indoors and out. And so when he beat me indoors, I did not see that as letting anybody down, I saw it as a good head to head competition, and so it was. It was fine.
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I do look forward to keeping in touch with the guys, because we'll always be connected in people's minds.
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Violence is literally the glue of the cycle of life, and yet I think that we're the only species that does it maliciously.
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You should always care about what you're eating because it's your body, and you should always want to eat healthy foods, but dieting tactics in Los Angeles are really confusing. There are so many different weird diets out there.
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I think marriage is a beautiful thing. I'm still a supporter of it.
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It's a question of not copying the masters, to look for something, good or bad, for oneself. To enter this liberated state of mind, one cannot copy the others.
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If I see someone doing a new sport, I usually like to throw myself into it, and I never look at it and think, 'That's something I can't do.'
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Some of football's gaudiest displays of manliness are purely aesthetic. It's not what players do, it's how they look doing it.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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I've always loved science fiction. I think the smartest writers are science fiction writers dealing with major things.
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Life's a bit like mountaineering - never look down.
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I think that ageism is a cultural illness; it's not a personal illness.
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Look, I've always said from the word go many years ago that I felt the whole bonus culture, they need to think very carefully about being detached from the rest of the British public.
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I think she said I should seek help. Something like that, but it was in much cruder terms. And that I had a fascination with things coming out of people's mouths.
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I think there is a degree of speculation that is satisfied the climate is changing.
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What business had I to think so much of one that never thought of me?
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There is no doubt that Formula 1 has the best risk management of any sport and any industry in the world.
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Revenge is a way of life and definitely some thing that we identify with. We all feel cheated in some way about some thing and how nice it would be to do something about it. I mean ultimately it's not the most Christian of sentiments.
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I didn't know how to be a writer. But I thought, 'I can do this.'
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Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
