T. J. Miller Quotes
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
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I think we Americans tend to put too high a price on unanimity, as if there were something dangerous and illegitimate about honest differences of opinion honestly expressed by honest men.
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A bowler is his own captain. I know what needs to be done, what the ball is doing. If you don't know where you are going to bowl and where you think the batsman will hit, then how can you tell the captain what you want? You are the judge.
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I was that weird eight-year-old who was really interested in Shakespeare and understood it and appreciated the language.
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I think people do their bravest work when given an elusive canvas. That would be seemingly the weirdest, but also the most wonderful.
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I think I tried to separate indoors and out. And so when he beat me indoors, I did not see that as letting anybody down, I saw it as a good head to head competition, and so it was. It was fine.
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Violence is literally the glue of the cycle of life, and yet I think that we're the only species that does it maliciously.
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You should always care about what you're eating because it's your body, and you should always want to eat healthy foods, but dieting tactics in Los Angeles are really confusing. There are so many different weird diets out there.
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I think marriage is a beautiful thing. I'm still a supporter of it.
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If I see someone doing a new sport, I usually like to throw myself into it, and I never look at it and think, 'That's something I can't do.'
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Some of football's gaudiest displays of manliness are purely aesthetic. It's not what players do, it's how they look doing it.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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I've always loved science fiction. I think the smartest writers are science fiction writers dealing with major things.
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Life's a bit like mountaineering - never look down.
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I think that ageism is a cultural illness; it's not a personal illness.
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Look, I've always said from the word go many years ago that I felt the whole bonus culture, they need to think very carefully about being detached from the rest of the British public.
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I think I've paid my dues. I've really put in a lot of time on set.
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I think there is a degree of speculation that is satisfied the climate is changing.
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As a consumer, I don't create art, but I think whatever the message is, art has to touch you.
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I can't really fight.
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It was enough just to sit there without words.
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If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office.
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The ego being shattered is not what frightens me - that can be useful for writing - but the ego being inflated is sort of like it dying of gout.
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I'm pretty easy going, I think.
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Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
