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		Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				T. J. Miller 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		If you interact with anyone, ultimately, all people are the same. However they're dressed, when you're in the house with a person, they're going to be a regular human being. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Eddie Murphy 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		People think because I've got some success, I've made it, but in my eyes it's like, 'How long has Jay Z been in the business? How many albums has he got?' Not that I'm trying to be Jay Z, but I am trying to be around for a long time. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				J. Cole 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Conspiracies, since they cannot be engaged in without the fellowship of others, are for that reason most perilous; for as most men are either fools or knaves, we run excessive risk in making such folk our companions. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Francesco Guicciardini 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I figure that that has a ten year cycle. At the end of that ten years, I began to get worried that I would run into what is known as the writer's block, the feeling of not being able to do these things. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				A. E. van Vogt 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Attraction doesn't stop when a child is born. It's the opposite. Being a mum and dad makes you even sexier. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		Some of our best journalists take themselves even more seriously than the politicians they write about. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				R. W. Apple, Jr. 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I have a roof over my head. I had a breakfast, and a lot of people in the world can't say that. I'm not going to complain about being interviewed. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Viggo Mortensen 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Those who live in a world of human beings can only retrace their steps. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Nathalie Sarraute 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		When I was doing all this acting stuff, all these kids, like, assumed, 'Oh, my God, you're on TV, and you probably have a lot of money.' And I was living in a garage. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Becky G 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I've never had to pitch a movie to a studio. I usually just let people read the script, then I cast it. I always think pitching is for baseball. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Harmony Korine 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		It took me years of attempts and failed drafts before I finally wrote the elegies I needed to write. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
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		From the time I was 8 years old I was on almost every radio show there was. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Dick Van Patten 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		In moments of great uncertainty on my travels, I have always felt that something is protecting me, that i will come to no harm. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Sayyid Tahir al-Hashimi 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I've found that one's language abilities, especially for Korean kids like me, get frozen at the age you immigrated. So I've always associated Korea with being a child and being infantilized through my inability to speak. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				John Cho 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		You can't fire a cannon, from a canoe! 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Charles Poliquin 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I felt that, in some ways, my novels lacked heart because of the distance between me and the subject matter. But no one wants to read a book based on good health, a happy upbringing, a long marriage. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Jim Crace 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				T. J. Miller