P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
 
	
	In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election
 
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	A British porch is a musty, forbidding non-room in which to fling a sodden umbrella or a muddy pair of boots; a guard against the elements and strangers. By contrast the good ol' American front porch seems to stand for positivity and openness; a platform from which to welcome or wave farewell; a place where things of significance could happen.   
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	In American films, Russians are often portrayed like cartoon villains without clear motivations.   
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	President Obama has contempt for real money.   
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	Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.   
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	Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see America as an occupier, not a liberator. And nothing makes this Marine madder than someone calling American troops occupiers rather than liberators.   
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	I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.   
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	Islam is a violent, I was going to say religion, but it's not a religion. It's a political system. It's a violent political system bent on the overthrow of the governments of the world and world domination. That is the ultimate aim.   
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	There is resistance to change. There's a resistance to ideas.   
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	I just don't consider myself to be, you know, an American actor. I don't want that life.   
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	The pursuit of happiness, which American citizens are obliged to undertake, tends to involve them in trying to perpetuate the moods, tastes and aptitudes of youth.   
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	Over my career, I've reinvented myself numerous times. I covered the Pentagon, the State Department, and the CIA. I wrote about labor wars, trade wars and real wars. I chronicled a nuclear plant meltdown and the defeat of Communism. I co-founded a couple of media businesses.   
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	My skin may have wrinkles but it's because I'm smiling so much. That might sound like some terrible American greetings card, but I feel it's immoral for me to castigate my body for getting older, when it does everything I ask of it.   
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	There's some real dark days where you just feel like the story is falling apart in every one. Just keep moving forward, even when you are bluffing, even when you don't quite know what is going to happen next.   
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	The political environment we create matters because a disturbed person cannot always tell the difference between explosive rhetoric and explosive actions.   
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	Once you are satisfied with your goal, it is the real happiness.   
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	It's so inspiring to be around other people who have ideas you haven't thought of, and all of a sudden you're like, 'Wow! That's so amazing!' I definitely want everything I do to just get better and better.   
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	The real rulers in Washington are invisible, and exercise power from behind the scenes.   
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	The real abhorrent consequence of the invention of atomic bombs is the fact that we still have them and they're spreading.   
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	Whenever I've seen shows or films set here, they just don't feel like the real Nashville to me.   
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	The omnipotence of evil has never resulted in anything but fruitless efforts. Our thoughts always escape from whoever tries to smother them.   
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	I'm just observing. I don't ever want people to think I'm preaching at them or wearing them out.   
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	All men are stuck in a kind of fog. They're surrounded by a wall of fog. They think this is perfectly normal, but it's not. It means that since they can't see much beyond their own little situation, they tend to vegetate. They need some immediate stimulus to keep them alert.   
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	I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone.   
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	In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					