P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election

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• President Obama has contempt for real money.

  

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• Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

  

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• Motivated more by partisan politics than by national security, today's Democratic leaders see America as an occupier, not a liberator. And nothing makes this Marine madder than someone calling American troops occupiers rather than liberators.

  

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• I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

  

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• Islam is a violent, I was going to say religion, but it's not a religion. It's a political system. It's a violent political system bent on the overthrow of the governments of the world and world domination. That is the ultimate aim.

  

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• There is resistance to change. There's a resistance to ideas.

  

  Abdullah II of Jordan
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• I just don't consider myself to be, you know, an American actor. I don't want that life.

  

  Damian Lewis
  • Life
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  • Myself

• The pursuit of happiness, which American citizens are obliged to undertake, tends to involve them in trying to perpetuate the moods, tastes and aptitudes of youth.

  

  Malcolm Muggeridge
  • Trying
  • American
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• Over my career, I've reinvented myself numerous times. I covered the Pentagon, the State Department, and the CIA. I wrote about labor wars, trade wars and real wars. I chronicled a nuclear plant meltdown and the defeat of Communism. I co-founded a couple of media businesses.

  

  Walt Mossberg
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• My skin may have wrinkles but it's because I'm smiling so much. That might sound like some terrible American greetings card, but I feel it's immoral for me to castigate my body for getting older, when it does everything I ask of it.

  

  Olivia Williams
  • May
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• There's some real dark days where you just feel like the story is falling apart in every one. Just keep moving forward, even when you are bluffing, even when you don't quite know what is going to happen next.

  

  Dan Scanlon
  • Real
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• The political environment we create matters because a disturbed person cannot always tell the difference between explosive rhetoric and explosive actions.

  

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• Once you are satisfied with your goal, it is the real happiness.

  

  Saina Nehwal
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• It's so inspiring to be around other people who have ideas you haven't thought of, and all of a sudden you're like, 'Wow! That's so amazing!' I definitely want everything I do to just get better and better.

  

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• You know, sometimes the little victories that I have throughout the season are not necessarily obvious on the track. Maybe they're another aspect of what I'm doing, winning little victories here and there to get everything in line to be able to perform from top to bottom on race day.

  

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• The real rulers in Washington are invisible, and exercise power from behind the scenes.

  

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• The truth is, of course, that history is not completed in modern commerce any more than philosophy is perfected in political economy. In other words, there is nothing timeless or God-given about filling stations and penicillin and plastic bags.

  

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• The idea is, we're still a society where we recognize and see and even sometimes seek members of our own tribe, whatever that tribe is. It could be ethnic, religious, geographic, political.

  

  Peter Guber
  • Society
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• But when it comes to democratic political parties, I prefer that monks and nuns not join them - in order to ensure proper democratic practice.

  

  Dalai Lama
  • Political
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• What I remember about the experience is that if you went to go see 'Born On The Fourth Of July' and you happened to take a bathroom break real quick or grab some popcorn, you probably missed me. It was short, but it was memorable.

  

  Vivica A. Fox
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• The juices never stop flowing. I still write songs.

  

  Randy Owen
  • Stop
  • Never
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• In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
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