Ted Allen Quotes
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
 
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	I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic.   
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	It's insecurity that is always chasing you and standing in the way of your dreams.   
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	Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.   
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	I like when everything's naturally moving along - I find that pretty exciting.   
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	In order to lead a country or a company, you've got to get everybody on the same page and you've got to be able to have a vision of where you're going. America can't have a vision of health care for everybody, green economy, regulations - can't have a bunch of piece-meal activities. It's got to have a vision.   
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	When it comes to memories of that iconic type, memories that are burned into you, I have maybe ten or so from my childhood. I'm a bad rememberer of situations. I forget almost everything as soon as it happens.   
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	Antonio Berardi is one of my good friends.   
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	May we be saved from evil thoughts and deed of enemies of world peace who find pleasure in creating havoc and perpetrating all forms of carnage.   
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	Getting divorced didn't sour me on the institution of marriage. I'll tell you what I'll never do: I'll never get divorced again.   
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	When I was doing all this acting stuff, all these kids, like, assumed, 'Oh, my God, you're on TV, and you probably have a lot of money.' And I was living in a garage.   
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	The climate has been changing since there was a climate.   
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	A damn independent boy; independent as a hog on ice.   
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	I wasn't a ladies' man.   
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	My biggest thing has always been privacy. With an interview such as this where the questions are about me, I struggle to express myself. I have an immediate answer in my head of what I'd say, but sometimes I feel that it would be too honest. So these wheels of censorship start going around my head.   
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	My parents wanted us to be well-rounded individuals and really have the American experiences as richly as one can.   
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	In certain European cuisines, vegetables are cooked a long time. I take the term 'al dente' and use it for vegetables.   
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	In the early part of the '60s I was influenced by the Ventures.   
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	If you actively do something, it will stop making you feel like a victim and you'll start feeling like part of the solution, which is just a huge benefit to your body and your psyche.   
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	I need some me-time. I have to remember to rest, because I have a natural energy and I don't want to burn out.   
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	Apparently there are three levels of brain activity. Level 1 is the lowest level - the amount of concentration required to, say, delete emails or serve in congress.   
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	I got my first whiff of what big-time adult literature was all about when I was in 8th grade. I got it from Mark Linn-Baker. You know - the guy from 'Perfect Strangers.'   
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	The main difference between service and manufacturing is the service department doesn't know that they have a product.   
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	Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					