Pat Oliphant Quotes
Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.
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'Obvious' is the most dangerous word in mathematics.
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I always regret leaving home if I don't get at least four or five surfs in the week before I leave. I try to be in the water as much as possible before leaving, and it's the one thing I miss massively.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act.
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For about a year, I just didn't know what to do. I did laboring jobs, working in the docks, construction sites.
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I'm a big fan of Katy Perry.
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Chicken... I am a black man, we love our chicken, but I don't eat it anymore. My genotype means I don't process it as well as other things. But I eat lamb twice a week; that is a super food for me.
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We've always made progress by understanding what the next great challenge is.
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I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
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I think I'm very old-fashioned.
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I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.
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Eighteenth-century matrons would have never have dreamed of appointing a redhaired wet nurse for their precious offspring - redheads passed on their horrible characters through their milk.
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I am opposed to the military use of animals. I am also opposed to the military use of men.
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I used to do school plays. I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess.
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Memo to White House: Calling voters stupid is not a winning strategy.
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Even if I did give a good talk, is what I have to say more important and interesting than what Colin Powell said?
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High school is the time to find yourself and to explore with fashion and create your own identity.
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In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails.
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I worked with a guy, I can't think of his name, him and his wife, and one of them had a saxophone and the other played drums. It wasn't a regular job but I did a few gigs around home with them.
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I'll talk about these things, but it's just, you know, you only get so much time and I'm much more interested in what I'm going to be doing next year than in something I did 10 years ago.
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'
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I love things on the decline because that's really the natural progression of our lives. We're born, we're feisty for the first couple of years, and then the inevitable decline begins.
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Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.
