Lawrence Welk Quotes
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I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.
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Even people who believe they deserve to be happy and have nice things often don't feel worthy once they have them.
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I think a person has to just be herself.
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I did not just fall in love. I made a parachute jump.
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You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!
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I was in love with the British 'The Office', so even though I love Steve Carell, when they were going to remake it, I was like, 'This is not going to work. I'm going to completely veto this show. I am not going to watch this show.' But now, I love it.
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Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose.
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There's a molecule inside of you that is connected to everything - every person, every energy, every thing. You look for it, and when you find it, then you allow it to magnify and grow and be the dominating chemistry inside of you.
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I've never asked a player if they would sign my shoe.
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Nowadays even presidents, vice-presidents, and heads of big agencies are opening their minds to accept psychic phenomena, because they know it works.
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The bonds that women share around the world, wherever we come from, they're very powerful and they have an ease of communication because we share those very important things of our families, our mothering, of improving opportunities for the next generation.
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If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, they could have cheated investors out of millions.
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I won't be making any friends in the corporate suites.
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I feel like if you're a really good human being, you can try to find something beautiful in every single person, no matter what.
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Though blessed with many able administrators, the British found India just too large and diverse to handle. Many of their decisions stoked Hindu-Muslim tensions, imposing sharp new religious-political identities on Indians.
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The regulation picture has gotten a lot clearer in the U.S. and most of Europe. And that's fantastic. I think that's why you're seeing companies like Microsoft and Dell accepting Bitcoins.
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I live halfway between reality and theater at all times. And I was born this way.
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I like smudgy black eyes and pale lips for evening. Red lipstick looks great on other girls, but it's too much on me.
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Humanity is mind-controlled and only slightly more conscious than your average zombie.
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A definition is the start of an argument, not the end of one.
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The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.
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I don't go to clubs.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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Whenever you have a minute I'd like to see you right now.
