Kinky Friedman Quotes
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No lesbian left behind.
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Let Saigons be bygones / Don't you blow this world in two.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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'Poly' means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
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Find what you like, and let it kill you.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.