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I can't stay friends with anyone who doesn't have a passion for something; and, generally speaking, artistic people, creative people carry it right into the kitchen, too. They have a zest for life; the excitement of living. All of the great eaters I've known are also men of great wit.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.
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My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.
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I was a high school throw-out.
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When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.