Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

Gabriel Iglesias

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• I look forward to their convention and look forward to hearing the President talk about what he will do for the next four years. He hasn't done it up to this point.

  

  Harold Ford, Jr.
  • Up
  • Done
  • Look

• I think polo players are at their best in their 30s. You've got the talent and the experience. You play with your head - you learn to lose and how to win.

  

  Facundo Pieres
  • Experience
  • Best
  • Win

• I happen to believe that there is an afterlife.

  

  Beatrice Wood
  • Believe
  • Happen
  • Afterlife

• I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.

  

  Lady Gaga
  • People
  • Game
  • Famous

• I think some of the pressure comes from the expectations of other people. Like if your father played baseball, they expect you to be the big lifesaver or something when you play a sport.

  

  Barry Bonds
  • People
  • Father
  • Baseball

• The first comic I ever read was an 'X-Men' themed anti-smoking PSA they gave out in health class when I was about 10.

  

  G. Willow Wilson
  • Men
  • Health
  • First

• All truth is not to be told at all times.

  

  Samuel Butler
  • Truth
  • Times
  • Truth Is

• I'm a very, very healthy eater. I eat lots of fish, lots of vegetables, lots of fruit. I don't eat junk food.

  

  Victoria Beckham Spice Girls
  • Food
  • Fruit
  • Fish

• We're living in what I like to call the 'Thank You Economy,' because only the companies that can figure out how to mind their manners in a very old-fashioned way - and do it authentically - are going to have a prayer of competing.

  

  Gary Vaynerchuk
  • Mind
  • Prayer
  • Thank You

• I've always been extremely physical.

  

  Mads Mikkelsen
  • Always
  • Been
  • Physical

• I like to think that I'm not as ominous in real life.

  

  Daniel Dae Kim
  • Life
  • Real
  • Think

• A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud.

  

  Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • May
  • Friend

• It is important for a father who feels pushed away to say, in effect, 'When you do that, I feel unwanted as a father,' or 'I feel my rough-housing is not bad parenting; it's my contribution to helping our child take risks.' Women cannot hear what men do not say. – page 105.

  

  Warren Farrell
  • Men
  • Important
  • Women

• Our party needs the youth but the youth also need the parties to help them organise. Neither will succeed in overthrowing this regime without the other. We don't want the international community to label our revolution an Islamic one.

  

  Tawakkol Karman
  • Help
  • Community
  • Party

• No rules, however wise, are a substitute for affection and tact.

  

  Bertrand Russell
  • Wise

• I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face; honestly, I just think it's so silly. Like, I love watching them but I can't imagine me doing one.

  

  Chris O'Dowd
  • Movie
  • Action
  • Silly

• Whenever we have thanked these men and women for what they have done for us, without exception they have expressed gratitude for having the chance to help - because they grew as they served.

  

  Clayton Christensen
  • Men
  • Women
  • Done

• There's only one podcast subject that can give Donald Trump a run for his money when it comes to vulgarity, excess, and base comedy, and that's football.

  

  David Hepworth
  • Money
  • Comedy
  • Football

• We cannot guess the outcome of our actions... Which is why our actions must always be acceptable in themselves, and not as strategies.

  

  Carolyn Heilbrun
  • Actions
  • Outcome
  • Acceptable

• The harsh mathematics of polio makes it clear:

  

  Bill Gates

• When Charlie Crist went independent, I no longer supported him. Just track the money.

  

  Carlos Beruff
  • Money
  • Independent

• When I was a kid, my favorite movies were the George Pal version of 'War Of The Worlds,' 'Them,' and 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers.' Those movies were scary! They haunted my nightmares for years, so when I started writing, I wanted to write a story that was just as big and just as scary.

  

  David Gerrold
  • Writing
  • War
  • Scary

• Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

  

  Gabriel Iglesias