Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.
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Jews are not part of a European ruling class imposed on helpless natives, but are caught up in a tragedy in which two peoples are struggling for the same piece of land.
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I like to grow and experiment, and as an artist, it's about kicking the bar up a little.
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I think that any time you're able to get a guy like Carmelo Anthony to be on your team, you're going to be a step up.
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I mean, in 'Big' and 'Pleasantville,' it's a journey that the characters go on where I think they come to kind of meet themselves at the end and who they actually are and give full voice to who they actually are. And that, you know, obviously fascinates me for some reason. Maybe I didn't adequately grow up.
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Anne Boleyn is an intriguing character. She seems to appeal to modern-day women in a very potent way. Because she was such an independently opinionated and spirited young woman, which at the time was unheard of.
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There is no doubt that counterterrorism takes time because it is not action against a regular army.
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Hamish and I rarely go to launches or parties any more but prefer to spend our time hanging out together.
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Marley is someone before his time, man. He's - he's almost - he's like a deity, like almost, you know what I mean? I just talk about what's going on, but of course, you know, Bob, before rappers, was already laying that kind of thing down.
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I'm planning to be here forever, but I know at some point I'll probably have to give it up. If you live to 100, there's a very good chance you'll live forever. Because very few people die after 100.
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I think I've paid my dues. I've really put in a lot of time on set.
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I want to have fun. It's a beautiful life. You learn, you win, you lose, but you get up.
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All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination.
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It's actually very important to put a little foundation up into your hairline, or else it looks like your face is not yours - like someone just Photoshopped it on!
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I think I like playing the bad girl. I like complicated. I like flawed, messed up complicated. It's more interesting.
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Oh, mercy, I think we're all storytellers, you know. You think of the excuses you told your parents for why you got home late. I just never gave it up.
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Praise those of your critics for whom nothing is up to standard.
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I think as a child you know when it's time for your parents to split. You realise they love each other, but they're not in love with each other. And I think as a child it's much better for your parents to split than for them to stay and have dysfunction within the family.
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I had a slight touch of Tourette's, which means you talk to yourself and bark and cry out at night.
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Oh, the summer night, Has a smile of light, And she sits on a sapphire throne.
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Facebook says, 'Privacy is theft,' because they're selling your lack of privacy to the advertisers who might show up one day.
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Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free.
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You can have Manhattan I know it's for the best Gather up the avenues and leave them on your doorstep
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Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony.
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I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.
