Leslie Jones Quotes
Every black comedian in the country knew what I could do. But that doesn't mean everyone else is paying attention.

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I suspect that one of capitalism's crucial assets derives from the fact that the imagination of economists, including its critics, lags well behind its own inventiveness, the arbitrariness of its undertaking and the ruthlessness of the way in which it proceeds.
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The American people likewise want to see enforcement first, no tricks, no triggers, no amnesty, enforcing existing laws and closing loopholes to reaffirm that our great Republic is, in fact, a nation of laws.
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I'm happy that all my films are different from one another.
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One morning I woke up and was plunged into psychological shock. I had forgotten I was free.
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May the work for the further development of chemical science, which has its strongest roots in this beautiful, strong and hard-working country of Sweden, continue to flourish in the future, for the promotion of culture and the benefit of mankind.
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I enjoyed climbing with other people, good friends, but I did quite a lot of solo climbing, too.
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I've done it all. I'm thankful and proud of what I've accomplished in my life. I hope to keep doing it.
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Remember that no relationship is a total waste of time. You can always learn something about yourself.
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For me, music was the only reason I went to school. I was kind of a street kid, in a lot of trouble committing crimes and stuff. Music gave me something to focus on.
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People do bad things in their lives. And those sort of things are forgivable. That's half the point of having confession in church - you need to be able to fess up to what you've done.
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Life is short, and we should respect every moment of it.
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People weren't buying as many records. My record company did not want me. I went through three record companies, went on tour at the wrong time. It destroyed me.
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I have me. I have God. I have my son. Everything else is extra.
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To me, being in your prime means playing your best and feeling your best, too.
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Every woman must own her story; otherwise we are all part of the silence.
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You can tell when someone is putting on a role. If someone really believes in what they're saying, it's quite hard to find cracks.
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I like the way the stories of my relationships sound to music more than the way they look in print, in gossip columns or in me talking about them in interviews. I think it's a better way of telling the stories.
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If people think I look good, it's the make-up.
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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.
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I love seeing people's reactions to gifts that I've created from my line, such as my gold horn ring, bottle openers, my 'Fallen' leather jacket and my Slither black and white sweater.
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We have now reached the point where you can wander down Queen Street in Auckland and wonder if you are still in New Zealand or some other country.
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And it's certainly bad, but when a man spends his relief checks on green whiskey his children have a way of crying from hunger pains. I don't know of any landowner around here who begrudges those children any game their father can hit. Of course he shouldn't, but he'll never change his ways. Are you going to take out your disapproval on his children?
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I'm not sure I should reveal the sources of my clothes.
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Every black comedian in the country knew what I could do. But that doesn't mean everyone else is paying attention.