Leslie Nielsen Quotes
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!

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I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.
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The American grips himself, at the very sources of his consciousness, in a grip of care: and then, to so much of the rest of life, is indifferent. Whereas, the European hasn't got so much care in him, so he cares much more for life and living.
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I always wanted to act. I guess I've always been a bit of a drama queen.
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I'm working on a movie called 'Labor Day' with Kate Winslet while still balancing kite boarding. Being an actress and an athlete is a challenge, but I'm excited to see what happens.
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Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The X Factor.' Luck is great, but most of life is hard work. We do not celebrate people who have made success out of serious hard work.
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I'm not a straight man, but I play one on television.
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I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400.
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Because of lies, we can produce and invent a possible world.
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Women who give up their children for adoption are years and years later talking about how painful it was, much more than women who have abortions.
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To work without attachment is to work without the expectation of reward or fear of any punishment in this world or the next. Work so done is a means to the end, and God is the end.
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Anyone who creates something new or does something different artistically is going to be singled out.
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I did not like leaving them when they were little or big. You have to have priorities regarding what you will allow to take you away from your kid.
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We live in a world of virtual goods where none of us own the 0s and 1s. What are you going to do?
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Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
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I failed chemistry. I almost failed algebra.
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Literary theory has become a parody of science, generating its own arcane jargon. In the process, tragically, it discourages love of literature for its own sake.
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My childhood did not prepare me for the fact that the world is full of cruel and bitter things.
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If the leader is filled with high ambition and if he pursues his aims with audacity and strength of will, he will reach them in spite of all obstacles.
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We were eyeball-to-eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
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I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
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I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.
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I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment it terrifies me, I get really nervous. It's a great buzz when it goes well.
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It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!