Larry Wall Quotes
P.S. Perl's master plan (or what passes for one) is to take over the world like English did. Er, *as* English did...

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Skin care is so much more important than makeup. Makeup is for when you're having fun and going out. But your skin is forever.
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Tell me what you'd like to hear me sing. I'll sing whatever you like, after which I'll take up a collection, if you don't mind.
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Tom Brokaw was never young.
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Incommensurables cannot be compared.
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An efficient government is dangerous in the hands of the wrong man. Sadly, the right sort of man never seems interested in the job.
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If I had the use of my body, I would throw it out the window.
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I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.
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Any frequent visitor to Hawaii is fixated on mapping how the islands have changed since their last visit.
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My stepfather had a connection with The Second City and told me I should go there. I woke up in a cold sweat one night and said, 'I'm moving to Chicago.' That's how I went to Second City.
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My work on human capital began with an effort to calculate both private and social rates of return to men, women, blacks, and other groups from investments in different levels of education.
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When I was born, my parents - my mother especially - couldn't come to terms with that fact that they had another baby girl. I know these stories in detail because every time a guest visited, or there was a gathering, they repeated this story in front of me that how I was the unwanted child.
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Between now and then and I just felt it was ready and it was a long enough period gone by. I obviously didn't want to hurt anybody, you know. It was done out of a genuine memorial or tribute whatever you want to call it.
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My mother had a saying: 'Kamala, you may be the first to do many things, but make sure you're not the last.'
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As the president of Afghanistan I look at the suffering of our people as a whole.
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Islam is fixed, stable, ordered and disciplined, and so are Muslims.
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We need to become good citizens in the global village, instead of competing. What are we competing for - to drive more cars, eat more steaks? That will destroy the world.
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When I'm off the golf course, I feel the pressure, but I try to concentrate on the golf course.
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The way I like to start a new project is to take a cover song and make a stab at it, ideally one that has nothing to do with the people in the room.
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If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.
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We have much more in common with other people than we have apart.
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The future doesn't matter if I don't enjoy what's going on right now.
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In its heyday, the blazer had come to symbolise a kind of conventional decency. Yacht club commodores and school bursars wore blazers. People who played bowls wore blazers.
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All cell phones in the air 'cause I want to see you guys shine.
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P.S. Perl's master plan (or what passes for one) is to take over the world like English did. Er, *as* English did...