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If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
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Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?
Lewis Carroll
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As life draws nearer to its end, I feel more and more clearly that it will not matter in the least, at the last day, what form of religion a man has professed-nay, that many who have never even heard of Christ, will in that day find themselves saved by His blood.
Lewis Carroll -
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Lewis Carroll -
You're not the same as you were before," he said. You were much more... muchier... you've lost your muchness.
Lewis Carroll -
Do not, oh do not indulge such a wild idea that a newspaper might err! If so what have we to trust in this age of sham?
Lewis Carroll -
That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.
Lewis Carroll -
Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It's so interesting!
Lewis Carroll
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Come, hearken then, ere voice of dread, with bitter tiding laden, shall summon to unwelcome bed a melancholy maiden! We are but older children, dear, who fret to find our bedtime near.
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Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
Lewis Carroll -
You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.
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If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!
Lewis Carroll -
Alice thought to herself, 'Then there's no use in speaking.' The voices didn't join in this time, as she hadn't spoken, but to her great surprise, they all thought in chorus (I hope you understand what thinking in chorus means--for I must confess that I don't), 'Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word!
Lewis Carroll -
When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!
Lewis Carroll
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No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation.
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Little Alice fell down the hole, bumped her head and bruised her soul.
Lewis Carroll -
Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing. Turn out your toes as you walk. And remember who you are!
Lewis Carroll -
One of the deepest motives (as you are aware) in the human beast (so deep that many have failed to detect it) is Alliteration.
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If I was not assured by the best authority on earth that the world is to be destroyed by fire, I should conclude that the day of destruction is at hand, but brought on by means of an agent very opposite to that of heat.
Lewis Carroll -
No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.
Lewis Carroll
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That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner-party, is the running short--not of meat, nor yet of drink, but of conversation.
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You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
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You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk.
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It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
Lewis Carroll