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First, I hate all theological controversy: it is wearing to the temper, and is I believe at all events when viva voce worse than useless.
Lewis Carroll
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Epithets, like pepper, Give zest to what you write; And if you strew them sparely, They whet the appetite: But if you lay them on too thick, You spoil the matter quite!
Lewis Carroll
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Curiouser and curiouser.
Lewis Carroll
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Alice thought to herself, 'Then there's no use in speaking.' The voices didn't join in this time, as she hadn't spoken, but to her great surprise, they all thought in chorus (I hope you understand what thinking in chorus means--for I must confess that I don't), 'Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word!
Lewis Carroll
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What I tell you three times is true.
Lewis Carroll
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You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
Lewis Carroll
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I said it in Hebrew—I said it in Dutch— I said it in German and Greek; But I wholly forgot and it vexes me much. That English is what you speak!
Lewis Carroll
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I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly; “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
Lewis Carroll
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Consider anything, only don’t cry!
Lewis Carroll
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No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation.
Lewis Carroll
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I once delivered a simple ball, which I was told, had it gone far enough, would have been considered a wide.
Lewis Carroll
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She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.
Lewis Carroll
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No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.
Lewis Carroll
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What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.
Lewis Carroll
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It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Lewis Carroll
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Yet what are all such gaieties to me whose thoughts are full of indices and surds?
Lewis Carroll
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Do not, oh do not indulge such a wild idea that a newspaper might err! If so what have we to trust in this age of sham?
Lewis Carroll
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Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.
Lewis Carroll
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You couldn't have it if you DID want it.
Lewis Carroll
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The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, All on a summer day: The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts, And took them quite away!
Lewis Carroll
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Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Lewis Carroll
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Be sure the safest rule is that we should not dare to live in any scene in which we dare not die. But, once realise what the true object is in life that it is not pleasure, not knowledge, not even fame itself, 'that last infirmity of noble minds' but that it is the development of character, the rising to a higher, nobler, purer standard, the building-up of the perfect Man and then, so long as we feel that this is going on, and will (we trust) go on for evermore, death has for us no terror; it is not a shadow, but a light; not an end, but a beginning!
Lewis Carroll
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For first you write a sentence, And then you chop it small; Then mix the bits and sort them out Just as they chance to fall: The order of the phrases makes no difference at all.
Lewis Carroll
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You can't be that good; you work for me.
Lewis Carroll
