Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever.
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A mortgage transaction is very complex, very complicated, and very localized - the rules are not just by state but by county, sometimes even by municipality.
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I make mistakes on a very grand scale.
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My question about my art and my music has always been, 'Am I good, or am I good because?' I'm not the artist who wants to have the 'because' attached.
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I don't really feel McCain. It ain't just because Barack is black; he can make change. Just like Bush equals recession, Barack equals progression.
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Brittany Murphy... who knows if she's going to be around. Kirsten Dunst, I think she's really boring. Reese Witherspoon? She can open a movie.
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Wealth is the ultimate panacea to poverty.
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If you have read me for any length of time, you know I am less than enthralled with much of what passes for financial news.
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The guy who kind of identified as my dad was my dad's brother, who was the second person my mom married.
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Time puts things in proper perspective.
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One of the evils of money is that it tempts us to look at it rather than at the things that it buys.
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In hip-hop, there's not a lot of love. There's not a lot of love being spread. It's always like 'I'm stuntin' on you raps, or I'm better than you raps.' It's not a lot of 'Yo man, I idolize you raps.'
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I'm not on Twitter or Facebook. I've never been interested in being on any of them. I don't know why I'm not. I just don't have that need. I feel like I'm one of the only people I know who doesn't do it.
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Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.
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If I am elected president, keep an eye on the tarmac, because I'll be back, because Iowa in 2017 will not be fly-over country. It will be fly-to country.
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A good system shortens the road to the goal.
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In current times, our moral uproar is best reserved for those who aspire to stone men or women to death, not those who consensually watch women - or men, for that matter - dance.
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Midterm elections can be dreadfully boring, unfortunately.
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When I went to America, I spoke so much about who I was and gave so much away in a confessional, Irish, story-telling way that I suddenly realised I had given up a lot of myself. I had to shut up.
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You watch yourself age and it's hard to feel like a sex symbol.
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We now know that sex is complicated enough that we have to admit nature doesn't draw the line for us between male and female, or between male and intersex and female and intersex; we actually draw that line on nature.
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The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields … is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
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When I found out I got this job, I cried, of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad, and he cried, too. On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
