Kingsley Amis Quotes
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Those who professed themselves unable to believe in the reality of human progress ought to cheer themselves up, as the students under examination had conceivably been cheered up, by a short study of the Middle Ages. The hydrogen bomb, the South African Government, Chioang Kaidick, Senator McCarthy himself, would then seem a light price to pay for no longer being in the Middle Ages.
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His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.
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Whatever part drink may play in the writer's life, it must play none in his or her work.
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More always means worse.
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No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children.
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I once wrote deduceable instead of deducible in a book, though nobody then or since has taken me up on it. A small point as they go, perhaps, but Rule I of writing acceptably is to get everything right as far as you can, and in this case I had neglected to.
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Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks, of our time.
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While he was climbing the litter-strewn steps his left ball gave a sharp twinge, on and off like a light-switch, then again after he had sat down. Nothing. Just one of the aches and pains that come and go. No significance.
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It scored right away with me by being the smooth, fine-grained sort, not the coarse flaky, dry-on-the-outside rubbish full of chunds of gut and gristle to testify to its authenticity.
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If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.
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Man's love is of man's life a thing apart;Girls aren't like that.
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You can't screw the rich, something in Ronnie muttered as Miss Quick got off him with quite as much alacrity as she had got on him. You have to let them screw you. Or else you leave out screwing altogether.
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If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.
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It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
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Friendship includes charity. But there's no charity in sex.
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A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.
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No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home at Weston-super-Mare.
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Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.
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Yevgeny Yevtushenko: 'You atheist?' "Kingsley Amis: 'Well, yes, but it's more that I hate him.
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The world that seemed so various and new, well, it does contract. One's burning desire to investigate human behavior, and to make, or imply, statements about it, does fall off. And so one does find that early works are full of energy and also full of vulgarity, crudity, and incompetence, and later works are more carefully finished, and in that sense better literary products. But . . . there's often a freshness that is missing in later works--for every gain there's a loss. I think it evens out in that way.