Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I've really been working on the emotional and internal issues that made me eat in the first place. It's been a real journey.
Quotes to Explore
-
There will be statues of Bill Gates across the Third World. There's a reasonable shot that - because of his money - we will cure malaria.
-
I let characters be human and flawed and relatable.
-
When you can score three goals without the most prolific scorer in the world, you know you have a lot of depth, and it gives you confidence.
-
I never got into politics for it to be a career. It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go.
-
I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur.
-
I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians, but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live in extremely patriarchal times.
-
My valleys are higher than most people's peaks. I stay at that level.
-
As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
-
If we are serious about providing upward mobility and building a skilled workforce, pre-school is the place to begin.
-
We read Robert Browning's poetry. Here we needed no guidance from the professor: the poems themselves were enough.
-
I am sometimes sad when I hear the personal stories of Tibetan refugees who have been tortured or beaten. Some irritation, some anger comes. But it never lasts long. I always try to think at a deeper level, to find ways to console.
-
In studio films, everything has to be boxed in, everybody needs to know beforehand - this is comedy, this is sci-fi, this is drama - and what's the point of independent film if you don't get to experiment?
-
I have my own past and my own personality. I'm going to relate to the material in a completely different way than somebody else might.
-
Everyone dreams of living in Paris.
-
I sometimes get that wonderful sympathy between me and the audience, telling me I've reached their hearts. And when I do, the thrill is mine.
-
Who is ready to settle for five minutes when three hours does nicely?
-
Authoritarianism, an unrealistic occidental imagination - these issues will never be settled. Turkey will continue to take Europe as a model; it will continue to pursue its search for democracy.
-
I'm obsessed with 'Homeland.' It's not even okay.
-
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
-
For me, I'd rather be the inventive one, and if something doesn't work, I'll go back to the workshop, put it on the bench, and pound on it for awhile.
-
The positive aspect of my negative view is essentially that you shouldn't own cash and government bonds, but you should be in assets like real estate or equities or precious metals or in commodities.
-
The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way.
-
You can't talk about what you haven't felt.
-
I've really been working on the emotional and internal issues that made me eat in the first place. It's been a real journey.
