Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.

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I have selective hearing.
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Today, more than ever, citizens demand with good reason that moral and ethical principles be upheld and that exemplariness preside over our public life. And the king, as the head of state, must not only be an example but also a servant to that just and legitimate demand of the citizens.
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A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
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With the dreary season in which we travelled part of the route; with our minds much more actively employed in forming resources for our preservation from famine.
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When a 300-pound person like me is playing, I'm supposed to drink at least a gallon of water a day.
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I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.
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In real life, I'm pretty much an eternal optimist.
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Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax.
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It's not my goal to be a famous actor.
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Everyone is your friend if you say yes, but say no and watch how they react. It's been a huge life lesson for me.
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I have a love for boxing.
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In the Ghetto, I'd been trying to write for years.
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Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
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Real to Reel is a rare opportunity for new filmmakers to screen their work for industry insiders.
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With 'Richard,' I was excited to make this film with such an amazing role for an actor. Play a wide range of emotion and really invest myself in the character.
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Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
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I was always into music and stuff, so I would always make songs since I was little.
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I have a problem with fashion magazines sometimes - they seem to have these dogmas or uniforms. 'This is the way you must look; this is this season's must-have.' I really resent the phrase 'must-have.' I prefer to decide for myself what I think is beautiful or fashionable.
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The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.
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The same way people are now paying a couple thousand dollars to fly to other parts of the world, people will be paying $50,000 to spend a weekend on a space station.
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In a place like Afghanistan where the society is completely segregated, women have access to women. Men cannot always photograph women and cannot get the access that I get.
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The house that is built upon the sand will crumble at the first sign of a windstorm.
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If you think love is weak, that's a personal problem because real love is the strongest thing in the universe.
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I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.