Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.

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Well, you know, in this crazy world of entertainment, I would say if you have a dream, you have to pursue it.
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I have selective hearing.
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Today, more than ever, citizens demand with good reason that moral and ethical principles be upheld and that exemplariness preside over our public life. And the king, as the head of state, must not only be an example but also a servant to that just and legitimate demand of the citizens.
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A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
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With the dreary season in which we travelled part of the route; with our minds much more actively employed in forming resources for our preservation from famine.
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When a 300-pound person like me is playing, I'm supposed to drink at least a gallon of water a day.
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I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.
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In real life, I'm pretty much an eternal optimist.
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Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax.
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It's not my goal to be a famous actor.
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Everyone is your friend if you say yes, but say no and watch how they react. It's been a huge life lesson for me.
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I have a love for boxing.
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In the Ghetto, I'd been trying to write for years.
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Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
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Real to Reel is a rare opportunity for new filmmakers to screen their work for industry insiders.
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With 'Richard,' I was excited to make this film with such an amazing role for an actor. Play a wide range of emotion and really invest myself in the character.
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Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
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I think my style is a mix of quirky, eclectic, bright, and fun, with a really sophisticated feminine silhouette.
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One of the things that Dostoevsky talks about is that no character is too high to fall and no character is too low to be redeemed. 'Crime and Punishment' began with a person going out and consciously becoming a cold-blooded murderer, and it took 800 pages and an epilogue before the person finally asked for forgiveness.
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My mother totally protected me as a model. She took me on every look-see, she was there on the set if I wanted her to be.
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If I were not African, I wonder whether it would be clear to me that Africa is a place where the people do not need limp gifts of fish but sturdy fishing rods and fair access to the pond. I wonder whether I would realize that while African nations have a failure of leadership, they also have dynamic people with agency and voices.
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When we think of war, the tendency is to picture young soldiers only in their military roles. To a large extent this dehumanizes the soldiers and makes it easier for society to commit them to combat.
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Just as like the music industry still wishes for the days when it controlled its own production and distribution, the media and marketing world still yearns for the silver bullet of the thirty-second spot on 'Seinfeld,' even as it knows those days are over.
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I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.