Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.

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Well, you know, in this crazy world of entertainment, I would say if you have a dream, you have to pursue it.
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I have selective hearing.
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Today, more than ever, citizens demand with good reason that moral and ethical principles be upheld and that exemplariness preside over our public life. And the king, as the head of state, must not only be an example but also a servant to that just and legitimate demand of the citizens.
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A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
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With the dreary season in which we travelled part of the route; with our minds much more actively employed in forming resources for our preservation from famine.
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When a 300-pound person like me is playing, I'm supposed to drink at least a gallon of water a day.
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I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.
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In real life, I'm pretty much an eternal optimist.
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Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax.
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It's not my goal to be a famous actor.
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Everyone is your friend if you say yes, but say no and watch how they react. It's been a huge life lesson for me.
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I have a love for boxing.
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In the Ghetto, I'd been trying to write for years.
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Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
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Real to Reel is a rare opportunity for new filmmakers to screen their work for industry insiders.
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With 'Richard,' I was excited to make this film with such an amazing role for an actor. Play a wide range of emotion and really invest myself in the character.
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Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
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I think my style is a mix of quirky, eclectic, bright, and fun, with a really sophisticated feminine silhouette.
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I was a part of the decision-making in the Pentagon, when I was the undersecretary for intelligence, to start CYBERCOM, both as a sub-unified command and under a dual-hat arrangement. That was never intended to be permanent in any event.
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Evolution is the key to avoiding the whole issue of God. When you challenge evolution, you're basically challenging someone on a spiritual level.
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I find when I'm touring or when I'm traveling, I just enter this other world kind of. It's much easier for me to be creative and be unselfconscious about creating when I'm home.
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Ever since I was a little kid, I was competitive.
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I can really serve the audience instead of making this about me and about serving myself and my pocketbook.