Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
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I feel blessed and humbled that people have loved my music. Nothing would be possible without their acceptance.
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People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.
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If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
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Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.
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Let everyone try and find that as a result of daily prayer he adds something new to his life, something with which nothing can be compared.
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I do love my wine. I'd opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise.
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For me, it's important that I can talk to my customers all over the world. They can comment on what they like, tell me what fits - we have a daily dialogue. I can also see what she looks like and how she wears my shoes, which is a huge advantage. Thank God for Instagram; it helps me keep connected.
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Because of my medical and ideological training, I am accustomed to saying that life is adaptation and symbiosis.
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Top knots are the easiest thing to create.
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I will venture to maintain that where the teacher is not pleasing to the pupil, there is no education.
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I think of myself as a writer who photographs. Images, for me, can be considered poems, short stories or essays. And I've always thought the best place for my photographs was inside books of my own creation.
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I was the most subtle person in the world.
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I'm not one of those people who have to try and remember what they told people, because I always tell the truth. That should count for something, right?
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I would like to do a romantic comedy, but not a romantic comedy that is cheesy. I want to do an old romantic comedy like 'Roman Holiday' or 'My Fair Lady.'
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I absolutely hated 'Gattaca.' I left the theater shaking my head because the science in the film was just terrible. No genetic test will ever tell you how many heartbeats you have left. No genetic test will ever be more accurate in telling an employer how well you'll do at a job than your performance at a past job would be.
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When I first started, I didn't really know how to structure a play.
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In this media-drenched, multitasking, always-on age, many of us have forgotten how to unplug and immerse ourselves completely in the moment. We have forgotten how to slow down. Not surprisingly, this fast-forward culture is taking a toll on everything from our diet and health to our work and the environment.
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Obviously sex and nudity sells, but that's what people go to cable for but that's not going to happen on network daytime television... so I think it really is always going to come down to story. How do you make a story interesting enough so people will tune in? That's always going to be it.
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If there's ever any point in my life where I could meet Jennifer Aniston, I think that'd be pretty incredible!
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We have mountain of debt that isn't going away and all the problems are here to stay, and anybody who tells you that is a good thing ought to get out of the business of helping the government down the road.
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I think it's important to understand the concrete ways things work and to respect that. But some things shouldn't be explained, and you have to respect that, too.
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I am dying with the help of too many physicians.
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At the age of 60, I am less experimental and more mature. I want most of all to convey my understanding of life.
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I'm not gonna ruin my reputation with the blacks no more.
