Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
Before, I didn't do celebrity stuff, 'cause Kathy Griffin did that, but now, if you're going to make jokes on Twitter, you have to stay current.
Lisa Lampanelli
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I remember going to the Gap when I was in the fifth grade, and I desperately wanted a pair of blue jeans. I was with my dad, and I remember picking up the jeans, looking at them, and thinking that they had to fit me. But there was nothing that fit me. This was before the age of stretch, so I was trying on adult Gap.
Paloma Elsesser
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Most people, even most doctors, learn that the placenta is a nice, tight seal that prevents anything in the mother's body from invading the fetus, and vice-versa. That's mostly true. But the placenta doesn't seal off the baby perfectly, and every so often, something slips across.
Sam Kean
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There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.
Gary Busey
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I went to art school, I think it helped me a great deal because it taught me who I am.
Jackie DeShannon
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Life is a progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
Samuel Johnson
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Combine the extremes, and you will have the true center.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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I just love writing songs and singing them. People seem to enjoy them, and that's all you can really ask for. I didn't get into it to try to be a celebrity or whatever.
Luke Combs
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A single week of Oprah takes you from bondage to all the violent terrors of life, to escape through vicarious encounters with celebrity, to visions of charity and hope, to hard resolve, to redemption and moral renovation.
Lee Siegel
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I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down.
Megan Fox
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Good parents are always on time. So are good CEOs.
Andy Dunn
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Serious musicians are finding it harder and harder to have a voice in the world of music these days.
Kevin Eubanks
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Before, I didn't do celebrity stuff, 'cause Kathy Griffin did that, but now, if you're going to make jokes on Twitter, you have to stay current.
Lisa Lampanelli