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Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
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God makes stars. I just produce them.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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I left home at 15 because Hollywood isn't the best place to grow up.
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I never liked you, and I always will.
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When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
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I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
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Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
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It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.
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Let's have some new cliches.
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No agency is better than its account executives.
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A hospital is no place to be sick.
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If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
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It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
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The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
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For your information, I would like to ask a question.
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The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
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Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
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Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
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Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
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This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.