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God makes stars. I just produce them.
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Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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Let's have some new cliches.
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When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
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Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
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I never liked you, and I always will.
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I left home at 15 because Hollywood isn't the best place to grow up.
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No agency is better than its account executives.
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For your information, I would like to ask a question.
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I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
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It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
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It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.
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Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
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A hospital is no place to be sick.
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The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
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If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
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Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.
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The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
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This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
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Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
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I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.