Amy Schumer Quotes
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Bald is the new black!
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We are shallow because we have become enslaved by gross materialism, the glitter of gold and its equivalents, for which reason we think that only the material goods of this earth can satisfy us and we must therefore grab as much as can while we are able.
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One thing I've learned now is that I should not say when a book is coming out until I'm sure I know.
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The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.
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Medicine, you have to take it. A vitamin is nice to have, but honestly, you can skip it.
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Also, I use facial masks diligently. I use at least two a day - one for moisturizing and one for whitening. I think I go through at least 600 sheets of facial masks every year.
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Wherever there's an all-encompassing 'always,' 'all' or 'never' in your life, it's a sign that your mischievous subconscious is setting you up for failure by consistently leading you back toward these repeat performances.
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I am an honest, straight guy.
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There's definitely an interest in Scotland and what happened here. I think the rest of the world are fascinated by our history, and it's nice to be able to bring Scotland and our culture and music to the screen.
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Arts is just as important as military defense, you know? Emotional defense is just as important.
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If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.
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I'd like to write the way Matisse paints.
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Actors need to learn when their character is front and center and when it's more in the background.
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Nowadays, I know the true reason I read is to feel less alone, to make a connection with a consciousness other than my own.
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I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it's heaven. Of course, it's only something you can eat if you've got a lot of money.
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I honestly don't even know how I got into acting. It happened so quickly because my mom and sister used to do commercials, and apparently when I was little I would unbuckle myself from the stroller and crash their auditions.
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I often use the word 'magical' to talk about what it feels like on set.
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Poetry comes from the highest happiness or the deepest sorrow.
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I do not regard killing or assassination or terrorism as good in any circumstances whatsoever.
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If you take any populated place - any major city in America - and drive 45 minutes from that spot directly out of town you'll be in about as country a place as you'll ever find.
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Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering.
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I know that my dad not being in my life made a huge impact on me.
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I can't hide my feelings. I'm efficient. I've always been that way.
