Amy Sedaris Quotes
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it.
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I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work.
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I have a very muscular face.
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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
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If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.