Amy Sedaris Quotes
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I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.
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I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
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I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.
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When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.
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When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out; I'm not good at it.
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I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
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I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
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Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
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I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.
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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
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A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
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Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.
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I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.
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I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
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I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
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I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work.
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
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I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
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I have a very muscular face.
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I swear I want to be a food model.
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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.