Amy Sedaris Quotes
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

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We keep, in science, getting a more and more sophisticated view of our essential ignorance.
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You can take things that Jimi Hendrix took, from Curtis Mayfield or from Buddy Guy for example, because we are all children of everything, even Picasso. But if you want to stand out, you have to learn to crystallize your existence and create your own fingerprints.
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My kind of director is an actor-director who writes.
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As I have not worried to be born, I do not worry to die.
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I don't want to be an actor or nothing but if I have to, I'll act if it's the right thing.
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Instantaneous and mass communication is the mother of mass naivety. Should we then lose hope? Is there any hope? But to lose hope is as dangerous as to nurture false hope. Where then can we find hope that is responsible?
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If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
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American business at this point is really about developing an idea, making it profitable, selling it while it's profitable and then getting out or diversifying. It's just about sucking everything up.
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I really love the '90s. I love the music from then for sure, and to go back to New York then would be a really wonderful thing.
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If uncovering the truth is the greatest challenge of nonfiction writing, it is also the greatest reward.
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I come from a long line of people that write. My folks ran a weekly newspaper.
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A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.
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There are people who are born deaf and grow up deaf who don't speak at all, and some of them have told me that they resent a little bit that I do speak. But, you know, I have to be myself. I have to do what I'm comfortable doing.
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Even when the characters are supposed to be accustomed to the wonder, I try to weave an air of awe and impressiveness corresponding to what the reader should feel. A casual style ruins any serious fantasy.
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I guess I'm quite practical. Or at least like to think I am.
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Fabo is a real rock star, but people look over it, so I'll try to bring it to the light if I can.
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What compromises women - babies, domesticity, mediocrity - compromises writing even more.
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I love college life.
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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
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When I came into the Perry family, it was one of those deals where it was the only family I had. I didn't have a father figure growing up like that, somebody who genuinely cared about me. Governor Perry taught me how to be a good man.
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We want to develop a technology that's globally applicable, that's not customized for a specific city or a specific country. The only way to do that is to be able to test every day in a diversity of environments.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.