Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
Quotes to Explore
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To face deflation, you have to have people accepting it and not reacting to it.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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First responders will be on the frontlines if there is a terrorist attack in our communities, and we must provide them with the tools they need to do their difficult jobs.
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Although it's the hub of the nervous system and the ultimate terminus of every nerve, the brain itself lacks enervation and therefore cannot feel pain.
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It's been so amazing. I've always struggled with this barrier that I felt like I'd had up until blogging came along. Just one comment from somebody really sparks something in me. It doesn't need to be this huge war between me and the listeners anymore. I really thrive on that.
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I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!
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I could go to London in 2012. I will only be 37.
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Sometimes when you're writing a song and that song comes into your head, it definitely comes from somewhere, like a real experience.
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My grandfather arrived in Houston in 1942 as a refugee from Nazi Germany. He had lost everything - his profession, his language, his money - but the city welcomed him, as it has hundreds of thousands of immigrants over the years.
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I make money using my brains and lose money listening to my heart. But in the long run my books balance pretty well.
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One of the questions writers bump up against in their work, whether they know it or not, is about lying. Because fiction is a form of deceit, and one's abilities are measured by how convincingly one can persuade readers that these events really happened.
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The odds are not in your favor the older you get, especially if you're a woman in this business.
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To assume that someone's views are invariably influenced or shaped by his or her partner is lazy. It is an intellectual crutch we grope for when we do not have an effective counter to someone's argument.
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The historian is a prophet looking backward.
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The awkward thing for me is when the realization happens that I actually might like this girl. Then I become awkward.
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'The Outsiders' cast in particular was a joy to be around - sweet kids, normal goofy teenagers off camera and serious artists on. They were great. I never got them mixed up with the characters, though. Each of them had his own strong personality.
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The regret of my life is that I have not said 'I love you' often enough.
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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
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I will end the history of division and conflict through reconciliation and fairness.
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A lot of rumours on the Internet are wrong and horrible.
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Rev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and do a beautiful renovation.
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There is something embarrassing about asking for money, but if I hadn't done that, I would have not continued to be a professional musician.
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I'll always leave the same set of strings on my guitars when I'm recording. If I break one I'll just replace it instead of putting on a whole new set of strings.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
