Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

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Obviously, we're focused on the Winter Classic.
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I was an expert horseman.
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A Nicklaus Design golf course is done by the guys in my company that I work with, that have been trained in my vision, and they do what they think I might do. They might come in the office and ask me questions and I'd certainly answer their questions, but I'm not involved in the site visits or anything else.
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I shifted my career when I was 44 to quit the Washington beats. I had a great Washington beat, a series of them, and I quit to start my tech column, which was a different kind of tech column.
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In the future, I want to have super-fights.
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People see me now and ask if I'm still running. I may look like I am, but I'm really not. People think I still run every day but I ran for 25 years and I deserve to not do anything but walk or ride the bike with my kids.
Gail Devers
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We use the same possessive pronouns for everything, but do we own our lives or sisters or husbands in the same way we own our shoes? Do we own any of them at all?
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I don't try to hurt people in any way, and I try to help out wherever I can.
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In Mexico we have a trick - add a crystal of salt to the kettle and the tea tastes better, almost English. But after four pots, your kettle's broken.
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Acting has always existed alongside my normal life. It's been a case of learning on the job. I've worked in so many styles, with so many people, so I've picked bits up from everyone and everything.
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Anyone can look beautiful.
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The word is the Verb, and the Verb is God.
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Global conditions are far too complex to be able to imagine that they could ever be really controlled by one power.
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I am so romantic about Gypsies. They're not allowed to do anything until they get married. So they all get married really young, at sixteen.
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I can scarcely stand to have a manicure. I have to have them because you don't want to look like a disgusting human being - it's self-care and it has to happen, but I get very restless.
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What the Puritans gave the world was not thought, but action.
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A man is insensible to the relish of prosperity 'til he has tasted adversity.
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If there is one thing I am, it's always right.
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I never remember my parents having an argument.
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Some songs are just going to be acoustic with just maybe some light background stuff going on and maybe violin or something like that. Or sax - I mean, I'm definitely having some sax. That's just what I love. It's going to be jazz-rock stuff. That's what I'm aiming for.
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I believed in raising my children as I had been raised.
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I move very slowly. It's usually material first. I sit with the material for a long time.
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I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.