Andrew Dice Clay Quotes
You know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they dressed, the way they speak, even the way they act in bed. Today, they're doing the same thing, but they're dressing the way they want to be treated and, when you're with them, acting the way they want to act. And you know, honesty is the best policy. I love that.

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Music is always there, but if you're asking me my first love, it's film.
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But I also think that the more you reason collectively about what the project should be at the beginning of the process, the more you can improvise later.
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You need to become more than one type of athlete. You have to be a sprinter, a weight man and a distance guy all in one.
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How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables, the poor, innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks.
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Family entertainment is really very necessary in our culture. Look how profitable they are. It's almost not discretionary. You need to take your family to the movies.
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On the national security front, Rick Santorum is superior to any candidate I know.
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I always had the theory that the most important thing is be happy, enjoy what are you doing, and be fresh mentally.
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I do not think that it is right for me to start giving opinions about the human rights situation of any country, including Gambia, except when those crimes translate into the crimes that I have to investigate.
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I find myself gravitating towards drama. It interests me. In the books I read, the paintings I like, it's always the darker stuff.
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Whenever I visited China in the past, the relationships always felt superficial; there was no time where I felt those moments of conflict and delight that make you feel close to another person. But since I started touring there in 2004, I would always collaborate with local musicians, and that opened up a new level of intimacy.
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The spirit of democracy is not a mechanical thing to be adjusted by abolition of forms. It requires change of heart.
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It's very flattering when you look into the crowd and people have made an effort and dressed in your style.
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Hemingway was a jerk.
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I am always excited about playing in front of live audiences because I really enjoy it, for the most part.
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A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before.
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If men make war in slavish obedience to rules, they will fail.
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How many movies do you see when you can say this director really knew what film he wanted to make? I can count them on the fingers of one hand.
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Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.
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People love conspiracy theories.
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...it is not the obscure passages in Scripture that bind you but the ones you understand. With these you are to comply at once. If you understood only one passage in all of Scripture, well, then you must do that first of all. It will be this passage God asks you about. Do not first sit down and ponder the obscure passages. God's Word is given in order that you shall act according to it, not that you gain expertise in interpreting it.
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Having a sincere desire to want growth does not mean at that point you are committing yourself to growth.
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And that’s why we support societies that empower women - because no country will reach its potential unless it draws on the talents of our wives and our mothers, and our sisters and our daughters.
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I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way.
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You know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they dressed, the way they speak, even the way they act in bed. Today, they're doing the same thing, but they're dressing the way they want to be treated and, when you're with them, acting the way they want to act. And you know, honesty is the best policy. I love that.