E. W. Howe Quotes
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A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.
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One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
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Always remember that if a man knows where he can make a dollar, he will not tell you about it; he will go after it himself.
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When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine that he is polite all the time.
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It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
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A small man always has one weapon he can use against a great big man: he can 'talk' about him.
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Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
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Men are virtuous because the women are; women are virtuous from necessity.
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The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
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Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.
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The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
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There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's sleep.
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When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.
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I have noticed that my likes and dislikes do not create any great excitement. And how people try to get away when I attempt to talk!
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A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.
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When half the people believe one thing, and the other half another, it is usually safe to accept either opinion. The Democrats are as good as the Republicans, and the Catholics as good as the Protestants.
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I know what women expect, and give it to them without disagreeable argument; they'll get it anyway.
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Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
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Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.
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The experience of the world is worth more than the experience of any one man.
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Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.