E. W. Howe Quotes
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Every time you become confidential with some people, you hear of a new kind of dirty trick.
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To want your own way is a very bad habit, for you will never get it.
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When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
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As a rule, you'll not have much trouble having your way, if you are right.
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People hate the man who is a constant drain on their sympathy.
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In thousands of years there has been no advance in public morals, in philosophy, in religion or in politics, but the advance in business has been the greatest miracle the world has ever known.
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Faith may have removed mountains way off somewhere, a long time ago, but it won't remove a wart at home this week.
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Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth.
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Of living creatures, business men are nearest sane; their philosophy is as accurate as their multiplication table.
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Honesty is largely a matter of information, of knowing that dishonesty is a mistake. Principle is not as powerful in keeping people straight as a policeman.
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Automobiles are like people: the cheap ones are noisy.
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We are not free, it was not intended we should be. A book of rules is placed in our cradle, and we never get rid of it until we reach our graves. Then we are free, and only then.
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Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
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If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.
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Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.
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At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
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Somehow, everyone hates to see an unusually pretty girl get married. It is like taking a bite out of a very fine-looking peach.
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One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
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Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a crowd.
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I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.
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The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.
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I declare my belief that it is not your duty to do anything that is not to your own interest. Whenever it is unquestionably your duty to do a thing, then it will benefit you to perform that duty.
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It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.
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There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.