Louis C. K. Quotes

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

Louis C. K.

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• Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.

  

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• I think one of the most boring things is a person's taste.

  

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• I love the word 'dearth,' by the way. It's one of my favorite words.

  

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• Scientifically speaking, if I say something, or it gets misquoted, or people put a spin on it... I mean, are you interested, really, in what people are saying?

  

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• I'm definitely low maintenance, but I do have a lot of massages, and I have this girl who comes to my house to do my nails. My friends will come over ,and we'll all get our nails done or have waxes.

  

  Kate Moss
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• It's hard to live in a blind and aimless - or dishonest, rather - narrative when somebody in your family is going farther toward - or at least think they are and say they are - their true self.

  

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• There are ups and downs in so many relationships, but with Shah Rukh, there is deep love. There's no other way of communicating the respect and love I have for him. And I believe that ours will be a dynamic, and relationship and connect that will be forever.

  

  Karan Johar
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• Doing jersey advertising for the World Cup is not in the same universe as putting advertising on NHL sweaters.

  

  Gary Bettman
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• I have crashed on a motorcycle that was going at 140mph, so I know what it feels like.

  

  Rachel Kushner
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• Coming up as a kid, I played middle linebacker and I was very bow-legged, and I wanted to be like the legendary Dick Butkus.

  

  Earl Campbell
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• I spend lots of time on the Web, some of it even useful.

  

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• I modeled for a little while in college. I was desperate to travel, and I got scouted, and they wanted me to go to Paris and London for six months. And I discovered that I hated it. I didn't like the expectation to be pretty all the time.

  

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• When a person is confirmed by others, there has to be some sign of recognition.

  

  Daniel Bell

• Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.

  

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• Here's ivy! - take them, as I used to do Thy flowers, and keep them where they shall not pine. Instruct thine eyes to keep their colours true, And tell thy soul, their roots are left in mine.

  

  Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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• As president, I will take steps to ban the box, so former presidents won't have to declare their criminal history at the very start of the hiring process.

  

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• First and foremost, Luke Perry was my very first celebrity crush ever in life. I still cannot believe that we're friends.

  

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• During one of his uncannily well-timed impromptu visits to my restaurant, Union Square Cafe, Pat Cetta taught me how to manage people. Pat was the owner of a storied New York City steakhouse called Sparks, and by that time, he was an old pro at running a fine restaurant.

  

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• Couldn't imagine any other way of living, outside of books, outside my work. Which doesn't mean I am not interested in other things, of course - I am interested in many things. But the center, the crux, is always literature.

  

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• I think also there's no question that Lincoln has been diluted down through history in some way, almost by becoming as iconic as he is, in a way he's become diluted.

  

  James Spader
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• They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.

  

  Ben Schwalb
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• Kylie watched as his shirttail upward, exposing a very hard abdomen. The hem of his shirt inched higher, and she took in the cutest inny belly button she'd ever seen. And then his chest. Solid. Hard. A few drops of water glistened against his skin. Hear heart beat to the sound of passion again.

  

  Christie Craig
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• Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

  

  Louis C. K.