Louis C. K. Quotes
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
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What I remember most about high school are the memories I created with my friends.
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Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.
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I think one of the most boring things is a person's taste.
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I love the word 'dearth,' by the way. It's one of my favorite words.
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Scientifically speaking, if I say something, or it gets misquoted, or people put a spin on it... I mean, are you interested, really, in what people are saying?
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I'm definitely low maintenance, but I do have a lot of massages, and I have this girl who comes to my house to do my nails. My friends will come over ,and we'll all get our nails done or have waxes.
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It's hard to live in a blind and aimless - or dishonest, rather - narrative when somebody in your family is going farther toward - or at least think they are and say they are - their true self.
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There are ups and downs in so many relationships, but with Shah Rukh, there is deep love. There's no other way of communicating the respect and love I have for him. And I believe that ours will be a dynamic, and relationship and connect that will be forever.
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Doing jersey advertising for the World Cup is not in the same universe as putting advertising on NHL sweaters.
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I have crashed on a motorcycle that was going at 140mph, so I know what it feels like.
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Coming up as a kid, I played middle linebacker and I was very bow-legged, and I wanted to be like the legendary Dick Butkus.
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I spend lots of time on the Web, some of it even useful.
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I modeled for a little while in college. I was desperate to travel, and I got scouted, and they wanted me to go to Paris and London for six months. And I discovered that I hated it. I didn't like the expectation to be pretty all the time.
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When a person is confirmed by others, there has to be some sign of recognition.
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Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.
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Here's ivy! - take them, as I used to do Thy flowers, and keep them where they shall not pine. Instruct thine eyes to keep their colours true, And tell thy soul, their roots are left in mine.
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As president, I will take steps to ban the box, so former presidents won't have to declare their criminal history at the very start of the hiring process.
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First and foremost, Luke Perry was my very first celebrity crush ever in life. I still cannot believe that we're friends.
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It was not hard to persuade people that the market was sound; as always in such times they asked only that the disturbing voices of doubt be muted and that there be tolerably frequent expressions of confidence.
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Common Core isn't a test, but for some people it is, because they don't like the testing piece of it.
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No one picked on me for my lunch money. Probably because it was the 1980s and no one had lunch money.
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Some things in life are too complicated to explain in any language.
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It's not good to assume what your kid wants. It's not good to push them in their own way. It's not good to make them do something you wanted to do but didn't have the chance to. You should listen to what your kids are saying, and let them live, and let them be themselves.
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Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
