Louis C. K. Quotes
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.
Louis C. K.
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Customer expectations? Nonsense. No customer ever asked for the electric light, the pneumatic tire, the VCR, or the CD. All customer expectations are only what you and your competitor have led him to expect. He knows nothing else.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
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Jack Horner
I'm quite interested in my own mental processes, simply because I'm a failed scientist, and because I'm interested in how the brain and the mind works, and I like to avoid easy descriptions.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Fran Lebowitz
We also can't try to take over and rebuild every country that falls into crisis. That's not leadership; that's a recipe for quagmire, spilling American blood and treasure that ultimately weakens us. It's the lesson of Vietnam, of Iraq - and we should have learned it by now.
Barack Obama
Poetry is an art, the easiest to dabble in, but the hardest to reach true excellence.
J. G. Stedman
By my definition, prayer is consciously hanging out with God. Being with God in a deliberate way.
Malcolm Boyd
I am not surprised that men are not thankful to me; but I wonder that they are not grateful to God for the good which he has made me the instrument of conveying to my fellow-creatures.
Edward Jenner
I listen to music I'm looking to record or catch up on news and TV, whatever is on the TV at the gym!
Martina McBride
Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.
Conan O'Brien
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.
Louis C. K.